sales reptile

The unabbreviated term for sales rep. Properly denotes their slithery, "speak with forked tongue", sneaky nature.

The sales reptile convinced me to buy way too expensive of a car. Bet he had to meet his quota.

by Puddintan3 July 29, 2006

March Sadness

The immediate post-game depression you get when your team gets knocked out of the NCAA Tournament.

"Why is Mark so down?"

"He's got March Sadness, Duke got destroyed in the first round again.."

by Tucker Cotter March 24, 2008

Sales associate

Noun used to describe something that isn't quite cool, but just average.

I wouldn't call that car bad ass, but definitely sales associate

by S-Doobius December 1, 2009

snake oil salesman

Any salesman from the greater Sacramento area that sells:
A: thinge that don't exist
B: things they don't have or
C: trailer parts

God damn I hate that George, he sure is a snake oil salesman

by i hate liars February 4, 2007

sales associate

A person that has joined a company or work force to deliberately help the sales of the said company. Tasks, assignments, and jobs are given to the person throughout the day to complete as well as dealing with customer's and customer service.

The main goal for a sales associate is to leave a lasting impression towards the customer and let them feel like they are welcome back at anytime. If the customer is happy, chances are, the company will be as well.

Bob was hired as a sales associate at his job to help customer's shopping in their store.

by clutz25 December 29, 2009

sales pitch

The most powerful and the most energetic expression of an intent to persuade someone to act – to exchange her/his possessions or ($$ Money) into any product or service with a nice, soft and the most friendliest approach possible.

' sales pitch' might look this: Hey, I am Eugene Zeeo , consultant. Mostly I help people with at least three basic needs:
1. To Create
2. To Build and
3. To Protect assets, wealth – money you and your family been working for all their life’s.
Which one of those three you may be interested in?
I also would like to have breakfast with you tomorrow
@ 7.15 or may be 8.30 be better for you?

by Eugene Zeeo December 28, 2005

Sadness

A castle, dark and broken down, built higher only by the one who pays to build it. When it becomes longer than the brighter one in front of it, the sun won't be able to reflect on the darker one or the brighter one, and you'll have to save up money to build up the brighter one more.

"It'll be over soon." She answered, climbing up the long stairs. She casts a long gaze over to the windows, looking across the dark field. "Do you see the sun?"

"You never see the sun in Sadness."

by Nivid May 8, 2017