Return Some Videos

N. an excuse to excuse yourself from a social situation in order to go kill somebody or partake in some illegitimate activity.

"i gotta go return some videos"

by d. butt March 22, 2006

Returd

Someone who is seemingly retarded to the point that they portray themselves as a complete shit.

Random 1: Hey that guy just spat on your mom!!
Random 2: What a complete returd!
Random 1: yep, he sure is returded.

by Captain Standley June 1, 2007

Return to Sender

Having doggy style sex with a girl while she is performing oral sex on her mother. The motion and position looks like the man is trying to push the girl back to where she came from.

I had a mother-daughter three way, and got in a return to sender.

by DoGeeseSeeGod August 31, 2010

The Point of Vag Return

When you go down on a girl and, just as you get closer to her genital area, you realize her vag smells like a dumpster.

Oh man. I went to go down on Carla last night and I experienced the Point of Vag Return. It was horrible.

by BarryIsHairy February 4, 2010

rotary dial

To stimulate a female's genitals using one's finger(s). A reference to the motion of dialing a land line telephone in the era before touch tone phones came into common use.

Penelope wasn't being too amorous last night and I thought I might not get laid, but after I reached into her panties and rotary dialed her, she begged me to mount her so of course I obliged.

by irishguy29407 March 12, 2012

Return to Monke

to devolve into a monkey to reject modern society

i want to return to monke because modern society sucks

by andrew runge January 1, 2022

returdliation

The act of purposefully taking a dumpensky (a poop, a crap) in someone else's toilet for the express purpose of stinking-up their bathroom and/or house.

I'm going over to Bob's apartment for a little returdliation -- he never should have dorked my little sister.

by mangus January 25, 2005