rod da cod

A gay beaner that enjoys going to the store to grab sum milk with the fam. He enjoys copying Jokes like Mucho Big Fax, yakima, And stop lying for clout

This nibba be looking like a Rod da cod
Aye B who dis, it’s rod da cod

by MidgetGangBangAllDayEveryDay January 31, 2019

Rod walloper

A man who “wallops his rod”

Did you hear the joke about the at rod walloper who his overwound self-winding watch?

by Naughty Daddy June 3, 2019

Rod Worms

Sperm.

Tina knelt before me. Waiting. Excited. Blam-o! Face full of rod worms!

Masturbating in the shower is messy. Hard to get the rod worms from between your toes.

by BeniusMaximus December 6, 2019

rod suit

A banana hammock, grape smuggler, or bikini bottom for aging men who no longer give a fuck and want to show their below average twig and berries

Dude, have you see Rod? Who the fuck is Rod? He’s my friends father. He got a dolphin tramp stamp and wears a rod suit to the beach. Barf.

by Funkurface July 2, 2021

röd ansikte

Tensing your face as hard as possible to make it red.

Warra röd ansikte Wassim! - Sossjamin

by Megasim May 16, 2022

Rod the Beach Bum

A homeless man somewhere between the age of 30 and 45 who lives on Clearwater Beach,FL,drinks natural ice, and has sun poisioning all over his back and chest.Claims to own Island Esates,that his grandfather owns the Oklahoma Sooners(and recieves 50 tickets to every game and is flown in by helicopter),and that he is recently divorced(bitch took 5 million dollars!!).Sometimes buys you beer if he thinks you're a "cool cat".Tells you if you ever get lost find him in between the pier and life gaurd stand, "x marks the spot".

How we gunna get beer man?
I know lets find Rod the Beach Bum.

by Jeremy E January 17, 2008

rod stewart

A total weenis.

Man, Rod Stewart is so fucking old he crapped his pants on fucking stage and didn't seem to notice.

by Panocha007 June 8, 2003