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The Rooster

An insane human being who loves to drink beer and fuck shit up. "The Rooster" gives no shits about anything and won't hesitate to slice your throat if you fuck with him. "The Rooster" is a crazy beast who fears nothing. During "The Roosters" free time he enjoys getting shitty wasted and destroying everything around him, including Doug."The Rooster" is one of the funniest men on earth and can make you laugh your ass off or cry in fear for your life. So make sure you're on his good side or ....... YOU CAN GET FUCKED.
"The Rooster"
by StopSignSmasher October 4, 2013
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Robsten Shipper

A Robsten Shipper is somebody who 'ships' Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart together,meaning they want Rob & Kris to date. This phenomenon started when Twilight, the first movie started filming. Robert was cast as Edward Cullen & Kristen Stewart was cast as Bella Swan. Women of all ages fell in love with fictional couple, Edward & Bella, and automatically started hoping for Robert & Kristen to start dating. Robsten Shippers basically wanted to see Edward and Bella dating in real life & their obession grew as each movie was being filmed. Robsten Shippers outnumber the Twilight fans that just enjoy the books for what it is and dont care if Rob & Kris do or dont date each other. They obsesses & track Rob & Kris's every move to try & find out if they're in the same city, analyze everything they say in interviews & they even analyze the actors clothing . For example, the Robsten Shippers get very excited if Rob & Kris are wearing the same sunglasses, same color tshirt, same brand of shoe. Robsten Shippers typically reject & attack any opinion that is different from their own, meaning if you do not believe that Rob & Kris are dating, they will verbally attack that person for having their own opinion. Robsten Shippers normally reside on Twitter, Live Journal, Rob & Kris fan sites & there're fan sites dedicated to Robsten, Rob & Kris dating. Whether Rob & Kris are dating is open for debate but for a Robsten Shipper, in their minds Edward & Bella are 100% dating in real life.
Robsten Shippers internet "war cry" is.. 'Robsten Lives" "Robsten Forever" and "Robsten Rules" A Robsten Shipper typically likes to tell anybody who doesn't believe the same way they do to.... "Suck It"
by AntiShipping August 17, 2010
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rooster

noun. A woman who is talented at oral sex.
Waka Flocka Flame - Rooster in my 'Rari explains how he has a rooster (orally talented female) in his ferrari, most likely performing what she is talented at while he is driving. (see roadhead ).
by DeeCe531 September 1, 2012
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Oven Stuffed Roaster

The art of having anal sex with a heavily pregnant woman.
In her 9th month, and so horny she begged me to fill her bowels like an oven stuffed roaster.
by Preggo lover May 13, 2005
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Flippin roosters for babies

To swap a variety of pills, commonly Xanax and adderall, for a sack of good buds.
Hit Lao up so we should be flippin roosters for babies. I've been flipping chickens for bricks but it's time for the babies.
by Soiceysourdeez January 21, 2011
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swedish rooster tail

when a woman motorboats a mans buttocks
man, did you see that??? that chick just gave that dude a swedish rooster tail in the middle of the streets!!!
by mr spice February 23, 2011
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mud rooster

Gay slang name for a guy that follows around other men and their 4 wheel drives trying to get in their mud hole. Gorton special
Gorton, you're such a mud rooster, quit following me!
by Gilbilly March 14, 2017
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