Robert

He is the most gay person to exist

Dude Robert is so Gay

by Nathan-the-destroyer- of- anus December 12, 2019

Robert

A weirdo that like to eat cheese

Stop Robert! You smell like cheese

by Potatofishy May 14, 2018

Robert

Robert is a loving and caring human being that doesn't think he is handsome or charming at all. Can get any girl he wants but likes to be by himself sometimes. So sweet but hates to admit it. He cares about others so much that sometimes he forgets to think about himself. Robert is an outstanding person that could do anything he pleases.

"he that guy is cute"
"i know him, he's pretty sweet. His name is Robert'

by hunnylore August 16, 2018

Robert

A german stallion that has a mighty 14 incher and loves coding and making beats. Big D but plays no D

Aye that german Robert is the 2nd "cumming" of Bob Ross

by MarkNutt2000 May 17, 2018

Robert

An autistic fuck who thinks he’s good at everything when in reality is just a Whitney little bitch

John - Robert is so fucking annoying
Alex - yeah no shit

by Zirins December 10, 2019

Robert

Robert has no look with girls and the only one he does get he will keep for eternity. He makes no jokes at all but he has the biggest shlong. He doesnt really understand how humans should communicate and therefore only has few really close mates which is perfectly acceptable. Not whipped by anyone and is sometimes very stubborn. Overall a generally nice guy

The way you are acting today is like a Robert.

by chickenlover1002 November 8, 2018

Robert

Ugly and stupid boi who's never going to Oxford.

He tends to buy milk and dildos a lot. Also he smells.

I feel like a Robert today

by Mr. Jarvis November 10, 2017