rifty

Rifty is a uncommon genetic disease that starts from the waist down. Spreading fungus through your bones and is not contagious. You can get affected by this by licking a swingset.

I licked a swingset and caught Rifty.

by Rifty April 6, 2016

ripatoe

An elderly man from the South. Has all or some of these atributes:
1. Typical "redneck" behavior
2. Farms, usually tobacco
3. Enjoys classic country or bluegrass music.
4. Typically uneducated
5. Enjoys alcohol such as whiskey or moonshine

A Ripatoe would be an old drunk who lives in a shack down in a holler.

by loaghsj October 18, 2006

RIFT

Absolutely Dog cunt!
Toxic AF

Your being a real RIFT right now

by POLAR BEAR HIAF March 31, 2020

Rifthook

Best Roblox cheat of all time. Blood and iron kids crying rifthook gang is growing 😎😎 btw basedproperty is a dreamsexual

retard kid: He is so powerfull he has rifthook

rifthookchad: ez kid now I will crash your server

by ellie1125 April 8, 2022

Rigatoni

To suck on another persons boobies, tatas, chesticals, or bazoongas. The most italian thing a person can do.

1: We are just gals being pals, want to rigatoni later?
2. Put the crocs in sport mode and get over here bae.

by eeeeeeeeeeb August 27, 2022

Pfft Rift

An event so unlikely that it would actually bend time and space if it ever occured

Guy1: My band is going to be the next Beatles

Guy2: PFFFT Rift.

or

Guy1: You wanna go with me to the movies tomorrow

Guy2: Sure I'll get there via Pfft Rift.

by Twiggs A April 5, 2008

rift

Acronym for "rat infested fire trap" - a nasty dwelling.

I went to look at a new apartment today, but it was a rift.

by definite lee February 24, 2007