ricer flyby

When a ricer and a other car race, the ricer loses, the winner slows down to legal speed, then the ricer flies by and thinks he won, to save some face in front of his friends.

"Dude, check out this ricer, he wants to race, check out his 4-banger Dodge Neon, my V-8 6.6 403 could whoop his ass."

*Ricer revs engine* *I rev back*

"We kicked his ass... oh her comes the ricer flyby... sure enough, probably thinks he won..."

by Rice Hater July 9, 2005

RICER

a teen, or young adult who often add these modifications to a front wheel drive Japanese car, often a Honda: a loud coffee can muffler, which makes you temporarily deaf, fake chrome rims from wal-mart/auto zone, a ridiculous body kit, not painted, add a 35 degree spoiler, and install a sound system blaring rap that sounds like a swarm of bee's..

You are in a Z28 just cruising around when you become deaf by a ricer... when he stages up to you, you can see his cockiness and his stupid honda (most of the time.) You show him what true american muscle is, and he miss shifts and blows his engine... its going to a better life anyways

by Drag Dragon1 March 9, 2008

ricer

RICE stands for Race Inspired Cosmetic Enhancement, which basically means buying parts that have no true function for a car to make it look as if it is fast with no engine or performance modifications to back it up. Most often, these cars are made by Honda and driven my people (called ricers) who do not actually know much about the innerworkings of their vehicle. These cars are made to look like cars used for racing and/or drifting such as a Toyota Supra or a Nissan 240SX.

antonym: Tuner

Tuner: "Silly ricer, useless wings are for penguins."
Ricer: "What?"
Tuner: "Dude, my lug nuts take more torque than your engine makes!"

by PhuckHonda June 2, 2010

Ricer

Either a Japnease car tuned to sound like a crying baby, or the term used to describe a helpless teen that thinks his or her lawnmower-powered civic or eclipse could own a Vette or Ferrari.

That cool civic you see haulin' down the freeway with an airplane wing for a spoiler.

by A.R.S. (Anti-Rice-Society) June 23, 2004

Ricer

a person who modifies his/her car for looks with bad taste, and no performance.

that ricer races anyone, and hasn't won a single race.

by bob November 15, 2003

ricer stop

Stopping crooked at a stoplight.

This happens when a ricer approaches a stoplight, and if he is first in line, he will swing wide in his own lane and stop at an angle to the lane with his wheels cocked, because he wants everyone to know his Honda Civic can beat their minivan by 2 carlenghts.

by CH311 May 28, 2005

ricer

Adding plastic airplane spoilers and Wal Mart quality exhaust to an import or sometimes domestic automobile. It's common knowledge in the tuning world that clear tail lights, rice can exhaust, and "Ballin" rims can augment a cars horsepower by a minimum of 400%.

"Hey look there goes that riced up civic...ooo sweet he's redlining it at the red light...ooo...almost got a burnout there..."
"Dude if he'd only get a bigger spoiler, he'd demolish everyone."
"I love ricers..."

by orb49 November 7, 2007