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Angry Rhinoceros

A sexual term, closely related to the angry unicorn.

It requires one person to strap two dildos to his/her head, one smaller than the other, while partner spreads her legs wide. Person with dildos strapped to head (rhinoceros) charges headfirst angrily into the receivers vagina and anus.
My girl wanted to go on a safari, but I told that bitch it's too expensive, and instead gave her the Angry Rhinoceros. Although now she can't walk right, it was quite cost effective.
by Habeeb September 6, 2007
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reindeer effect

Something that cannot be totally explained.
Gentlemen, what we have here is a terrifying example of the reindeer effect!
by TangibleIndifference April 3, 2009
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Rhino Fuck

when you take a strap-on and strap it to your forehead and fuck a chick with it. (usually a stripper)
"Dude we got the $80 so that Andy can Rhino Fuck that stripper!"
by BeeWee October 5, 2009
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Rhinestone Eyes

A term used to describe a girl's eyes that are beautiful.
by The Human Joe December 11, 2010
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Rhinocepotamuphant

1. The result of splicing a rhinoceros, a hippopotamus, and an elephant.

2. An abomination against everything God and nature stand for.

3. A girl so fucking unreasonably fat and ugly that only this absurd, seven-syllable, 18 letter word can explain how she looks.

4. A fat person so ugly; on a scale 1-10 they would be rated 9001.

5. The Frankenstein of the animal kingdom.
1. rhino+hippo+elephant=rhinocepotamuphant

2. Scientist1: Yes! I've finally spliced a rhino, a hippo, and an elephant. This is my greatest scientific accomplishment.

Scientis2: Holy shit dude! You're definitely going to hell for make this...this...abomination.

3. Guy1: Dude what is one word you would use to describe Snooki from Jersey Shore?

Guy2: When I think of her, I think of two related elephants having an inbred child, and some retard child of a rhino and hippo has a child with that inbred elephant. Hmm, only if there was one word to describe a person with all three of those fat, ugly animal genes.

Guy1: There is; the word you are looking for is rhinocepotamuphant.

4. Nappa: Vegeta how ugly does the scouter say Snooki is?

Vegeta: SHE'S OVER 9000!

Nappa: Oh damn!
by Das Hoont August 30, 2010
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Rhinoceros Party of Canada

The Rhinoceros Party of Canada was a joke political party used to entertain the citizens of Canada with their promises. In 1980 their greatest feat was 110,286 votes because the general public was so disgusted with the rest of the political parties in Canada, getting them 1.01% of the total vote.
The Rhinoceros Party of Canada's promises consisted of things like these

Rather than awarding money as prizes in the lottery, the winners would be appointed to the Canadian Senate.

Men would be allowed to work as prostitutes, wet nurses, secretaries and receptionists.

Instituting English, French and illiteracy as Canada's three official languages

Declaring war on Belgium because a Belgian cartoon character, Tintin, killed a rhinoceros in one of the cartoons.
Offering to call off the proposed Belgium-Canada war if Belgium delivered a case of mussels and a case of Belgian beer to Rhinoceros "Hindquarters" in Montreal (the Belgian Embassy in Ottawa did, in fact, do this)

Selling the Canadian Senate at an antique auction in California
by DynamicMOO August 9, 2010
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Rhino

To fasten an erect dildo on the top of your head, bend over, then charge and ram into your victim's butthole.
Bob: ... Johnny? Why do you have a dildo on your head?
Johnny: Oh, you'll see. Do you like rhinos?
by JayL123 January 17, 2015
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