Reuben Glizzy

noun

1. A chaotic and confident sexual move that combines unexpected intensity, weirdly effective rhythm, and dirty talk that borders on performance art. The “sauerkraut” is the unpredictable extra flair — gritty, tangy energy that hits just right. It’s the kind of experience that makes you question your preferences in a good way.

2. A person who brings wild energy to the bedroom. Think goofy confidence, questionable metaphors, and a finish so theatrical you applaud without meaning to.

He looked me dead in the eye, said ‘time to kraut up,’ and went full Reuben Glizzy. I woke up sore, hydrated, and somehow subscribed to his OnlyFans. No notes

by LiterallyUseless June 4, 2025

Doing a Reuben

The act of taking 10 men at the same time, through all means. The one person (the Reuben) will be led down submissively whilst 10 men proceed to perform sexual acts on the person simultaneously.

I was doing a Reuben the other day, 10 men and a lot of mess

by Pkay April 19, 2024

Reuben

Boys with a non existent penis

Katrina: Reubens penis was soo small I prefer BBCs

by Realdog May 27, 2024

Reuben

A strange boy we is in love with Caitlyn but calls her clapped to cover it up.

Reuben is kinda a weirdo

by Melanie Carrot June 6, 2022

Reuben Hawes

reuben hawes most certainly is a questionable individual. but im flattering, funny, and i can slap a binch who gets in my way!!

reuben hawes: "WHAT WHY HAS NOONE MADE A DEFINITION ABOUT ME :("
kate: "im sorry my bubbie"
gift: "kate lets rub fronts!"
reuben: "ill just do it myself omg"

by urchin stomper March 2, 2022

Reuben Panini

The act of resting your pussy lips on someone else’s forehead.

I really thought I had bested her when I tea bagged her face, but she gave me a Reuben Panini and now my forehead will never be the same.

by 80095boobs January 19, 2026