Retired Stripper

Kitchen slang called out by an expeditor or chef when a customer orders a strip steak cooked well done. (over done and dried up)

Waiter: The lady at table 4 wants a strip steak cooked well done.
Chef: Calling out table 4, 1 retired stripper.

by ChefJason August 18, 2010

retired andy

a cripple, usually wheelchair bound.

west midlands slang term

look at that poor retired andy. one of his wheels has fallen off

by grandbag July 19, 2003

Wumbologist Regime

A highly developed cult of spongebob enthusiasts and memers dedicated to the life of freedom and memequality in the unholy world of the internet.

Did you see the Wumbologist Regime, they shitposted endlessly the way to properly cook asparagus.

by Salad John December 27, 2017

blue line retirement plan

Suicide by cop.

Just like the Smith and Wesson retirement plan, except now free! Try the blue line retirement plan today! Operators are standing by, the call is free! Why pay for mental health services when lead therapy is only thirty minutes away?!

by assblaster9000420blazebrbkms May 17, 2018

retirement contract

What a free agent recieves when he signs with the San Francisco Giants.

The next Free Agent who will sign with SF this offseason will recieve a retirement contract.

by UnderPressure September 28, 2006

upland highland regiment

a boring show created by the balls-out dorks of Upland CA the absolute dregs of the high school performers the most noxious and inane kind of entertainment

Man, halftime at the football game, I hope they don't have a that horrible upland highland regiment come out. I'd rather eat sand than watch that crap.

by jorg katier January 6, 2008

retire

what men do what the die,

and what women do when they get married,

daddy what does retire mean?

by bryan_thrax January 17, 2009