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Reservoir Tip-ster

A hipster who wears the ubiquitous winter hat lifted high enough on the head that the end resembles the reservoir tip of a condom. Sometimes, the end will droop down (especially popular these days), and the hipster's hat will then resemble the reservoir tip of a used condom.
Ex.1:
Hipster 1: "seriously, dude, does having your hat pulled up like that make any difference?"

Hipster 2: "Yeah dude, that looks pretty ghey."

Reservoir Tip-ster: *walks off to shakespeare class in shame*

Ex.2:
-"Look at those fools! How do their hats stay on?"
-"Socks man. A bunch of reservoir tipsters."
-"That one smells like PBR"
by ChadbroSpill March 29, 2010
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reserection

rez-e-rek-shun (noun) a morning wood of biblical proportions
On the third day, Jesus awoke from the tomb with a raging reserection.
by dave3:16 March 7, 2011
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reservoir dogs

The results of defecating in the water tank of a toilet.
"Don't tell anyone, but I totally left some nice reservoir dogs in the staff bathroom..."
by Leetamus September 3, 2009
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reservations

A dumb, useless system used in India for almost all Govt Jobs, Seats in Govt College etc. Reserves seats for People who were historically low castes.
Similar to quotas in the USA, however its for f**king 49.5% seats. Seats are divided as:

SC: People who did cleaning of sewers. Some too rich, use this to get high posts in govt jobs and remain rich through it. Get 15% reserved seats. A billionaire can get reservation.

ST: Many tribal people. System exploited by rich and not helping the poor. Get 7.5% of reserved seats. Income don't matter.

OBC: Socially backward classes in history. Have a income limit to avail benefits, same problems of misuse exist. Get 27% reserved seats.

General Poor: A newly implemented quota for poor, parental income less than Rupees 800,000(which is big amount in India.).

The more f**king bad thing is that Reserved category candidate is first considered for seat allotment in General seats(on basis of merit) and if not selected, he/she can get the reserved seat.

So basically if you are a general category candidate, you are completely screwed.

Reservations for Physically Disabled also exist but they are very less. Reservations for Girls also exist in some places but don't create any problems for General Category candidates.

Unfortunately, no political party supports removing or reducing it as it is a vote bank for them. They do violent protests if they fear reservation removal. They have partial Autocracy over Govt Jobs, Govt Colleges.
This reservations system is bullshit, I got 80% marks while that rich asshole with an iPhone and a BMW got 45% marks and got admission in that college while I didn't.
by Ascrewedgeneralcandidate February 20, 2019
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reserved

Someone who isn't very social and prefers not to be talked to.
That guy over there is so reserved
by LoserHere July 7, 2011
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reservoir tip

1) The portion of a condom at the tip which serves as a reservoir for semen upon completion of the emission

2) A person whose body serves as a reservoir for semen upon completion of the emission
1) Be careful taking condom off, the reservoir tip is filled with spunk

2) Look at her, she has so much skanky club sex that she's pretty much a walking reservoir tip
by jj smythe December 12, 2015
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no reservations

To not hold back. Someone who has no reservations speaks their mind, boldly, without holding back. They are not reserved.
Sam: You have a huge breasts.

Sally: Damn! No reservations!
by ShishooLoo May 24, 2009
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