nostril reed

A nostril reed is a bugger lodged in your nose that makes a tone every time you breathe in or out of your nose. The word alludes to the saxophone or clarinet reed which, when blown through, makes a beautiful tone. The nostril reed is not often a source of pride, however.

I didn't get any sleep last night because Tim's nostril reed was honking all night long!

by wikileaksrocks March 18, 2011

Sneaky Reed

For one to slap a bitch, then end up self afflicting a black eye.

"Ahhh shit Sneaky Reed.... you slaped that bitch again... didn't you?"

by Bovice BoBo April 4, 2009

spencer reed

A geek in Criminal Minds who uses a weird gun and his smarts to catch baddies.

Well hello there Dr. Spencer Reed

by Dr. Hypnotist PHD January 2, 2017

Bill Reed

A pervy dude that rubs his beard on to you so you get tickled.

Mr Pruner was bill reed to bradys hair.

by Gotten.com February 28, 2022

patrick reed

a small ginger leprechaun man who loves toffee yum yums

he is so hot and cool

girl 1 : i want patrick reed
girl 2 : same
...girl 7854: no me!

by shebb November 9, 2020

Joshua Reed

A smart kid who has a friend who is very annoying. His name starts with B or V. He plays video games and he is good at them.

"Joshua Reed is so good at Fortnite!"
"I know"

by TooGudAtLife October 16, 2018

Sneaky Reed

One who slips into butt sex unannounced

"whoa! slow down there sneaky reed"

by bovice the 4th April 4, 2009