reted

n.

A complete moron whose real name is Edward, but is called Ted because "the" misspelled (teh) Ed when slurred into one word is Ted.

Ted is a reted

by Startropics20X6 December 8, 2003

Beat it like a rented mule

To masturbate violently and prolifically.

by Ebin October 29, 2002

Rated X

Hottest Rap group outta West Philly High

Impac, Knyghtmare, and D8E are in Rated X

by Pac Dollaz January 11, 2005

good times-related injury

Any injury occuring while enjoying oneself, e.g. bumping your head on the headboard, a sunburn from sitting at the beach, skateboarding accidents, poor sense of smell due to cocaine use...

Dude #1 - 'so she left scratch marks on you?'

Dude #2 - 'yeah, but it's a good times-related injury, i'll live...'

by jack swaggah July 11, 2010

RETATED

misspelling of retard often typed in full caps, during rage when arguing on the internet.

Person 1 : Why are you so bad?
Person 2: BEACUSE YOUR RETATED.

by Vexeneee August 1, 2012

J-Rated

J-Rated is anything that is appropriate for people named "Jade." It lies between PG-13 and Rated R.

This Yaoi is not J-Rated!

by Swaouza September 10, 2013

readed

to have read before.

i have readed 1 book in the past 3 years

by the reading god January 4, 2008