readers digest

America's most popular "take a dump" magazine. Hence the word, digest.

"Man, this one gon take a while, you got any readers digest on u?"

by Jazzist June 22, 2006

cunt reamer

huge cock, ie enormous penis

i jammed my cunt reamer into her cockpit

by turdlunch October 4, 2005

Reagen

A sexy ass, hella funny, bad ass bitch you finna wanna bone, but she got class and high standards. She always seems high, but it's just her built in personality. sexy hella fine high without the Mary classy respected anything but basic bad ass bitch

"Damn, look at that sexy mami."
"Who?"
"Reagen."

by 🔥Baby Girl🔥 May 25, 2016

reader's elbow

The redness of the elbow/s one achieves when he/she is reading in the prone position. There are 3 degrees of reader's elbow based on the redness: grade one- a pinkish color similar to that of a female's vagina, grade two- the color a hamburger turns when it is medium rare, grade three- the color of a popped cherry.

"Yo, last night i got reader's elbow and not it looks like i got a pussy as an elbow"
"Yo that fat fuck has reader's elbow, what a fat fuck."

by PPPR September 27, 2011

anal reaper

One who likes to reap anuses with his mighty shaft.

Lucas is definitely an anal reaper.

by Gary Coleman IV June 17, 2008

Raeseana

She's a unique girl who isn't hard to have as a friend. She so beautiful don't matter what shape she is and her laugh and smile brightens up your day you can talk to her when you're down and if you hurt her you a fucking idiot but just keep her happy

Raeseana is so fine

by user0519017 January 3, 2017

Reaper's Share

Alcohol that mysteriously goes missing when the drinker is getting extremely tired and / or intoxicated.

What happened to Don's last two beers? Was that the Reaper's Share?

by Shames September 25, 2017