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Occams razor

"Pluralitas non est ponenda sine neccesitate" or "plurality should not be posited without necessity."

One should not increase, beyond what is necessary, the number of entities required to explain anything,
1) Occams razor theory one says "Ugly people should not reproduce."

2) Occams razor theory two says "No good deed shall go unpunished."

3) Occams razor theory three says "Keep it Simple, Stupid."

4) Occams razor theory four says "If it walks like a duck, talks like a duck, then...."
by Wayne Gombar February 6, 2006
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razor

style of music which first appeared during the mid to late '90s,characterized by cutting guitar riffs, high pitched, ear-piercing vocals and heavy bass lines.

somewhat similiar to grunge, but more of a derivative of heavy metal this often considered a combination of these two types of musical genres.
some examples of razor rock bands are Smashing Pumpkins, Offspring and Korn.
by James June 11, 2004
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razor acne

An affliction, typically of post-pubescent males, whereby sebaceous glands in a region of the body become overactive once nearby skin is shaved with a razor. Affected regions of the body are typically the neck and near the mouth and jaw, though people who shave their chest or anus or pubic regions may experience razor acne in these regions as well.
I downloaded a shitty porn. The guy had razor acne all over his browneye and gooch, and they kept showing closeups. It was nadsty. As in, he shoulda used Nads.
by CapnCrouton May 13, 2004
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razor blade romance

A romance or relationship that causes you to self harm.

Once over is referred to as a dead razor blade romance.
Girl #1: "My boyfriend had a go at me again last night. I self harmed because of it."

Girl #2: "You have such a razor blade romance."
by Emiiily November 14, 2007
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Razor

A person who's sharp on both sides. Kind of like two-faced but far more dangerous. A person who is a razor or razor blade will cut you with both their good and bad sides. Not to be trusted ever! The Razor always has secret ulterior motives to destroy you.
Person A: Guess what? I was talking to (name) today.

Person B: Oh no! What did you say to (name)? I hope you didn't say anything personal because (name) is a razor and will cut you in a heartbeat!
by NotYourBitch1977 September 4, 2011
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Easter island statue with an arse full of razor blades

Terminally po-faced, miserable, humourless. A term famously used by former Australian Prime Minister Paul Keating to describe former PM Malcolm Fraser.
"You look like an Easter Island statue with an arse full of razor blades."
by Zog The Undeniable February 21, 2007
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Razorwyre

Among Swedish homosexuals 'razorwyre' is a common euphemism for an act of oral sex in which the fellatist has braces.
Sven's cock is really hurting from the razorwyre.
by Answer to the question May 3, 2011
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