nigga racoon

a person that will make you so hard to the point where all your pubes fall off and disintergrate in the air.

damn that girl must be a nigga racoon!!

by 2019boisdank October 13, 2019

Spicy Raccoon

The act of putting chili powder on one’s dirty asshole and having someone lick it off like a raccoon scrounging for food

Guy: you tryna give me the spicy raccoon?
Girl: only if I can peg you afterwards

by Dudewtfthoughts May 4, 2021

Raccoon Tailing

A game where two people excrete a turd but force their sphincter to halt the expulsion of the turd mid-way, and proceed to sword fight with said excretory rods. The objective of the game is to knock the turd off the opponents' asshole.

Brad: Yo, I found a turd in the shower this morning. WHAT THE FUCK!?

Chad: Yo, my bad. Thad and I were fucked up and started raccoon tailing last night.

by partisanwarrior97 April 29, 2019

racoon

A Small woodland creature... very nice ass, strange, scared, and amazing

damn look at racoon, she keeps sucking on her food for no reason

by tito112 May 12, 2008

Raucous

Adj. rude, discusting, unexpectedly so. Highly abrasive in personality or looks. Repulsive.

These two drunk guys that nobody knew showed up and threw up in the closet on each other. It was so raucous.

by JJJ Strau June 1, 2006

racoon eyes

1.)an ugly chick who makes hereself feel better by wearing excessive amounts of eyeliner thus looking like the markings of a racoon

2.)what Johny Depp or Brittney Spear's eyes look like.

Did you see that skank with the racoon eyes?

by Libby June 22, 2004

racoon mask

A subject lays on his/her back, and a man dips his balls in melted chocolate. He then places his chocolate-covered balls on your eye-lids, giving the illusion of a racoon mask.

I gave my girlfriend a racoon mask because she was out of eye-liner makeup.

by QuakerOatmeal January 5, 2006