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meanwhile, back at the ranch

Something you say when someone around you says something that has nothing to do with what your current conversation is about and you want to get back to the other topic.
A: I think it should be brown.
B: Maybe red.
A: Brown matches the rest of the room though.
C: I like bananas.
A: *odd look* ...meanwhile, back at the ranch
by crazyXxchink May 4, 2004
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Send her to the ranch

When one gets sent to Turnabout Ranch on Dr. Phil and Pewdiepie laughs and says send her to the ranch.
Pewdiepie: Send her to the ranch! You should send her to the ranch!
by Mr Toe December 9, 2019
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Ranchie

When a male takes his testicles and dips them in another man's semen than proceeds to violently slap the other in the face.
Did you hear about Kevin and Andrew?

Kevin gave him a big ol' ranchie in the parking lot during lunch.
by Big Boy Entze June 23, 2016
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Tender Crisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch

The chicken sandwich from Burger King with a catchy ass commercial song. The commercial is one of the best this century with a set of characters.

Cowboy singer - Darrius Rucker or 'Hootie' from Hootie and the Blowfish. He had the genius to make this commercial, putting all his pride aside. Purple cowboy suit and use of the word 'Jonesin' are equally hilarious.

Hot girl picking sandwiches - She appears during the lyrics, "the breasts, they grow on trees." So obviously she's a porn star, or the ranch whore.

Ranch dressing girls - they have the ranch buckets but I think they're implying something else with their licking.

Caboose girl - Vida Guerra. It says so on her booty shorts. Very well placed, she's got a caboose and she's riding a caboose. Oh the parallelism. (How drunk were the advertising people?)

Twin black cowboys - As you can see, they're resting from a hard day's work. No, not work on the ranch, work from banging all the girls ON the ranch. And now they're "veggin all day". So this appeals to all the men who form a bit of an appetite after boning.

Swing girl - Brooke Burke. What the fuck is Brooke Burke doing on a swing? And the annoying "coooome aaaand get it" ruins the commercial. At least the long version got it right. She's there on a swing without talking.

Burger King king - Yes he's the creepiest thing on the planet. But he picked the best place in the commercial. You know why he's pushing Brooke Burke on a swing. Oh yeah.

Some more things on this commercial. The cheddar paves the streets, money falls from the sky for some reason, you can see the scary chicken thing from that subservient chicken website.

*Caution* this commercial is extremely fucking catchy. Do not watch more than twice a day!
Damn! During the commercial break, I saw the Tender Crisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch commercial 5 times! I feel uncomfortable now...
by nathan March 29, 2005
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Jolly Rauncher

A jolly rauncher is when you put a jolly rancher in someone's twat with the end sticking out. When you go down on them it's there for you to suck as you lick the female. The taste of the rancher spreads as you use your tongue and it tastes incredibly good. Watermelon is the best flavor; sour apple is not recommended.
I got a great Jolly Rauncher last night. Freddie came over and put a watermelon candy in my pussy and licked me all night...it was incredible.
by "No Good There" Craighton October 1, 2007
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Avery Ranch

A suburb in North Austin full of asians and white people. West of Parmer has all the cheap townhomes full of weirdos and the East has all the nice houses with normal people.

House prices only go up because the school district is good so all the people from California move here and pay crazy prices to raise their family here.

Nothing notable has happened except some kid crashed a stolen car into someone’s backyard and killed some people.
Person 1: “Hey where do you live?”

Person 2: “Avery Ranch.”

Person 1: “Lucky. I live in Brushy Creek because i’m poor.”
by Nawgie February 3, 2021
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Gale Ranch Middle School

This is where everyone is an irrelevant cloutchaser. Where the girls r ugly thots and where the boys are ugly and try to be gangster. 90% of the population here r normies and think insta is better than Reddit. Basically, gale is the shit show of the entire district. Wrms has smarter kids, ihms has more relevant kids, dvms has richer kids and the girls r cuter and more fun, and cwms the girls r hot but the guys r still ugly af.
Hey she goes to gale ranch middle school!
She’s a thot.
by JoeDad October 16, 2019
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