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People who can't stand up for themselves
You're being a retard.
Retard by Stab wound March 11, 2017
The words republicon and retard combined together making Retatd.
Jimmy is such a fucking ReTard, all he does all day is watch faux news and in the evening he goes to the bar where he trades his footstamps for bud light and spews his hatred he learned from faux news. Jimmys favorite part of every day is when he goes home to his trailerhood and bangs his wife/mom/sister but swears its only his cousin.
ReTard by Sparky494 July 4, 2018
A retard is someone that is looking at this definition
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Retard by TheSovietCunt March 1, 2020
Trump is a retard
retard by Aubreezle June 11, 2016
Someone that either;

Doesn't understand an obvious(easy to get) joke.
Can't form a coherent sentence.
Doesn't know basic math to save their life.
Tumblr addict.
Chelsea Aitkens only sits on Tumblr all day going " I CAN'T EVEN ". What a retard.
Retard by Muddy Waters Panda August 22, 2014
1) Someone with a mental disability that everyone treats with kid gloves and condescension because they assume everyone else is treating them like shit.

2) Someone who is acting stupid, unintentionally acting as if they have a mental disability.
1) Jen: (insincerely, looking for everyone to think she's sympathetic and a good person) Aww did you see Jan? Good for him, he's rolling his wheelchair all on his own. What a shame that such a wonderful brave person. What an inspiration.
Jon: Shut the fuck up Jen, you phony materialistic slut. Jan's actually intelligent, you're just treating him like a child, ironically making you the retard in this situation.

2) You fucking retard, you don't put the cheese in the boiling water you strain the pasta first. This is the last time I'm letting you make the mac and cheese.
retard by Ricardo Ryder January 19, 2016