return close face

when a person performs a close face on you, you can returns the favor by performing the return close face where you moving your face closer to their face to scare them off. Works well on people with homophobic nature.

My roommate pulled the close face on me so I had to use the return close face to fend them off.

by Midwood August 13, 2010

Return from the Dead

When you die, and then you come back to life. Or in films a character is assumed dead when he/she is not dead. That character then shows themself alive.

Rafe McCawly "returns from the Dead" in Pearl Harbor, after being shot down in Europe.
Freddy Krueger has a constant return from the dead thing.
Jesus Christ returned from the dead

by Jedi_Master01 January 13, 2009

walmart return specialists

A person who steals items from Walmart then returns items to get gift cards to sell for drugs useally.

Jake does not like to be called a theif or a booster so he has a more professional sounding title, Walmart return specialists.

by jayram1408 August 22, 2020

yellow car no returns

When you see a yellow car you punch someone

“YELLOW CAR NO RETURNS! *punches*”
“OW JOY YOU HIT ME TOO HARD”

by rayiskool July 7, 2023

norwegian tax return

The act of sucking freshly-spent semen out of a vagina and then spitting it back into the semen deliverers mouth.

Clara clearly made Rods fantasy come true as she lovingly delievered a Norwegian Tax Return into his mouth.

by The_Iron_Platypus July 8, 2011

Theory of retrospective return

Theory of retrospective return; when one purchases a good from an auction, online or not, in the view that should the person ever require that item in the future, he quite possibly purchased it at a price well below market or retail price. Therefore making a retrospective return.

James buys 65 fun size garden gnomes because they were only $15 in an online auction. Several weeks later, James is held hostage and his captors demand 65 fun size garden gnomes. Fun size garden gnomes retail for $2 each. The Theory of retrospective return demonstrates that James made a return of $115.

by benjamin g October 15, 2008

backdoor ball return

anal sex

wanna go have a lil backdoor ball return?

by mooseknuckles November 7, 2002