When the title suffices for both the subject and description.
Used when enough has been said in the subject.
Used when enough has been said in the subject.
Email Subject: I really need help with clearing out the stoners at ThunderRidge.
Body Text: Read the title.
Topic (in a forum posting): I need help finding lulz pics to piss a bitch off.
Message Body: Read the title, but anyways, she's a real ho that makes me sick.
Body Text: Read the title.
Topic (in a forum posting): I need help finding lulz pics to piss a bitch off.
Message Body: Read the title, but anyways, she's a real ho that makes me sick.
by Allen75 August 07, 2010
Reading a book or poem so carefully (while constantly referencing the OED), that you suddenly discover something "new and special" about one word in the poem. This word then magically allows you to write three paragraphs about its "new and special meaning." All the while during this "close reading," you will be contemplating suicide as your face, body, and mental thought process will hurt with the agony of forced close analysis.
Bob: I've got a twenty seven page paper due tomorrow on a four line poem.
Chris: Man you better do a close reading of that poem.
Chris: Man you better do a close reading of that poem.
by Close Reader English Major November 28, 2010
When everyone is shooting up but you’re smoking the horse. Turn your fucken mute off. Read the Zoom, mate
by Bangus Khan October 17, 2020
On Whatsapp, When you read messages on your Home Screen as they come in instead of going into the chat where chatmates can see if you read their messages or not.
You: Yo David, how did you know Andrew wanted backend access to the website? I didn’t see you read the chat.
David: I didn’t go into the chat but I did a screen read so I knew what was happening without going into the chat.
David: I didn’t go into the chat but I did a screen read so I knew what was happening without going into the chat.
by the_matador November 16, 2020
a book that is read usually to kill time . usually no or a thin plot, simple/static characters or even cliched heros/heroines. in a broader sense, a wildly popular but poor book.
twilight saga, candy read
by Silver_Serenity September 26, 2010
The term "reading the bible" refers to any situation that is bad, illegal, or just naughty like sex or drugs.
You and your friends are smoking pot in your room. Your mom knocks on the door and asks what your doing in there. You respond "reading the bible!"
You and your friend are talking in study hall and you are asked "So what did you and Joe do last night?" you respond "oh, ya know, we um... read the bible out loud to eachother." When really you fucked like bunnies.
You and your friend are talking in study hall and you are asked "So what did you and Joe do last night?" you respond "oh, ya know, we um... read the bible out loud to eachother." When really you fucked like bunnies.
by xShannonx February 15, 2006
A saying used with "Jo Jo's Bizarre Adevnture" whenever somebody asks a stupid fucking question about the show or "When will Hamon return?" they get a response such as "Read the manga"
by Read the fucking manga already May 20, 2016