queef feast

the act of trying to eat the air that is released from a girls vagina (a queef), usually while doing other filthy activities

Jim- hey bro what did you end up doing last night

Paul- i went to Jessica's house last night and i had an unexpected queef feast

Jim-dam Paul your fucking DIRTY!

by slag surfer March 22, 2010

Queef Soup

When a woman squirts and queefs at the same time and the mixture of vaginal juices and air creates a frothy mixture, this is known as queef soup. When the mixture also contains semen it may be referred to as Cream of Queef Soup.
If she is also on her period then the mixture is most accurately described as Queef Stew.

I was fucking Bianca so hard that when she came I got drenched in Queef Soup. I came a second later, narrowly missing being slathered in Cream of Queef. Thankfully she wasn't on the rag so there was no risk of Queef Stew.

by Reginald Laserbeam August 6, 2015

QueefMonster

A bitch with an extra phat pussy that that squeeze out a good queef

Look at that queefmonster over there doing her thang

by Queefmonster October 28, 2017

Nissan Queef

An alternative name for the Nissan Leaf electric car. It's called a Nissan Queef because it's a little pussy fart of a car.

OMG Did you see what Jim is driving? He'd driving a Nissan Queef! I never knew Jim was gay.

by Shawnerrr November 22, 2010

Queeferpenis

-When your dick wont stop farting

-A dirty name to call someone

"Hey you, Queeferpenis, come over here. Thats right, I called you that."

by who the hell is howdy dootie February 28, 2010

Mexican queefadia

When a Mexican chick queefs into a quesadia, then you eat it

Benitia prepared a tasty Mexican queefadia for Jose and he licked the plate dry... Then asked for seconds

by Juanita queefalot April 4, 2011

Queef Lasagna

When you ask your man to go down on you and then you surprise him by holding his head down as you release vaginal flatulence into his nose and mouth.

Guy 1: I was getting really into it, but she gave me a queef lasagna.
Guy 2: (Pukes)
Guy 1: Same.

by Jif - Come At Me Bro June 4, 2016