sock puppets

Homer Simpson's greatest fear

"Everyone's afraid of something."
"Not everyone, Marge."
"Oh, yeah. Sock puppets."
"Aaaaah! Where?!"

by Snake April 25, 2005

puppy pounder

basically a dog fucker, just in nicer terms.

that guy never does anything at work....what a puppy pounder.

by vitamin_thc February 20, 2009

Puppet Allies

Favoring a friend/ally even if it is against your will, for the reason of being retaliated or just for the sake of just showing other people that you are a real friend/ally.

eg. 1.

During World War II, there were some Nazi Puppet Allies that supported them because they are afraid the Nazi regime will punish them.

eg. 2.

Some people remained Puppet Allies to their friend even if their friend is at fault.

by Herbert RL April 20, 2010

Puppet legs

While being in a state of merry intoxication, the inability to control one's legs.

Sod me, I really don't think I should have had that tenth pint of beer and the bottle of vino collapso, I've got the puppet legs on and cant walk to get to the car.

by Cpt Crapper of Dick Scratching August 10, 2010

pupperdoggo

a tiny ol' doggo pupper

What the fuck is a pupperdoggo?

A tiny ol' doggo pupper.

by Quantbum lov majestick January 15, 2017

PUPPET HERO

A puppet hero is a person, persona, mentor etc, in which the mentee requires that the hero live up to their expectations as opposed to them living up to the heros expectations.

Joe is expected to be a puppet hero because his adult anti-police son dislikes the fact that Joe respects the police and doesn't give his adult son money on demand.

by on August 8, 2023

jizz puppet

A sock covered hand used for the absorbtion of semen during masturbation.

It's alright, I caught it all with the jizz puppet.

by Rab_soulfly_guy December 31, 2008