The bruising that occurs when an over ambitious vagina technician gets a little too close to the vaginal lips during a Brazilian wax job.
Michele's attempt to spice up her love life went from high to low when she realized her personal waxer at the Pretty Kitty Boutique left her with a Purple Houdini instead of a nice, smooth snatch.
by RBAK July 05, 2016
Your special person/soul mate. Your other half. Some would call the love of ones life.
Sees the good and bad and loves unconditionally.
The person that brings out the best in you in a healthy and positive way. Sexually, Emotionally, and Physically.
Sees the good and bad and loves unconditionally.
The person that brings out the best in you in a healthy and positive way. Sexually, Emotionally, and Physically.
by DangleSnipeCelly July 11, 2021
A severe cased of inflamed, thrombosed hemorrhoids giving the area around the anus the appearance of a head of cauliflower.
Stan: Hey Brahhhhhhh! How was your weekend?
Gary: Great Brooooohhhhh! I wrecked my girlfriend's ass all weekend long. She loved it. But it looked like a Purple Cauliflower this morning. She wouldn't let me touch it.
Stan: Get her some salve Braaaaahhh!
Gary: Great Brooooohhhhh! I wrecked my girlfriend's ass all weekend long. She loved it. But it looked like a Purple Cauliflower this morning. She wouldn't let me touch it.
Stan: Get her some salve Braaaaahhh!
by Eaton Holgoode April 14, 2015
A drank that consist of G2 (gatorade), vodka and pop rocks.
a perfect meat head solution to drink all night and still workout the next day. the G2 keeps you hydrated and the pop rocks keeps the drink popin.
a perfect meat head solution to drink all night and still workout the next day. the G2 keeps you hydrated and the pop rocks keeps the drink popin.
person 1: hey, man didnt expect you to be at the gym, use waz totally loaded last night.
person 2: purple magic.
person 1: enough said.
person 2: purple magic.
person 1: enough said.
by stepstam. March 09, 2011
Jane decides to get purple nails
by TheChobbins April 27, 2011
the “purple” character is stereotypically rich, vibrant, powerful, artistic, and/or mysterious! examples would be the following: effy stonem, jade west, rue (euphoria), joker, emily prentiss!
by julesbabey March 23, 2021