Jade Puget

(...only real men can wear pink)

The sexiest man to walk this earth;
The awesome guitarist for afi;
SEX GOD
(whichever u prefer to use)

sing the sorrow...

by jessie December 31, 2003

puntang pie

to eat someone out

Tyler ate Brianna's puntang pie last night.

by Babicheeks March 24, 2004

cunt-punt

kickin the bitch in the pussy

Just give her a cunt-punt

by Wiggles January 9, 2005

punt

To kick an object as far and hard as possible

you punted the ball over the fence bell-end!

by bob bmac August 30, 2006

puntastic

When someone makes an amazingly well-placed pun.

T: "No porn is on."

J: "Internet."

T: "But I want the porn the come to me."

J: "Well actually, you're supposed to come to it."

T: "Puntastic!"

by Chief_13 December 30, 2008

Mug Punter

A person that consistantly gambles more than they can afford. These Mug Punters generally have more hard luck stories than any seasonal punter has the time or patience to listen to. Generally can be found with their head in their hand after taking the 45th trifecter that came through 1,2,4,5.

Tim can't come out tonight as he did his nuts on the punt. He is just a Mug Punter.

by Craig Sinclare December 15, 2005

Jade Puget

The best guitarest ever. PERIOD. Oh and he's gorgeous and skinny and has bitchin' hair.

Jade Pudget is beautiful.

by Natalie January 9, 2004