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psychic vampire

Basically, a term by which insecure freaks describe various other people, as a way of explaining depression and anxiety caused by their own insecurities. Characteristics of people prone to identify psychic vampires are:

1. Goths and other freakish ass-clowns who dress in black and think that writing bad poetry makes them "deep".

2. Insecure manic depressives who think that they couldn't possibly be depressed because they are worthless gits, therefore it must be those pesky "psychic vampires" again.
Person 1: Hey that guy is a real psychic vampire. I always feel drained and depressed when I'm around him.
Person 2: Perhaps it's time you got a life and stopped being a self-obsessed ass-goblin.
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Person 1: Help! The guy with me is a real psychic vampire!
Person 2: Hey, I didn't know you'd become a goth.
Person 1: Sure. Would you like to hear some bad poetry?
by Big Bad Mark January 25, 2005
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Psychoic

When you are half psycho, half psychic
"My Psychoic skills are working well today" said in response to knowing something is going to happen while you are "off your rocker" or having a crazy busy day
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psychic

someone who "has" the power to "talk to the dead" or to "see visions" or even "predict the future".
psychics, selling you hope at the low price of $499.99 a session
by specialshaman April 24, 2019
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psychic

Special powers of the mind. I am a psychic myself. Some powers that exist are:

1.) Procognition: Seeing the future
2.) Clairvoyance: Knowing that an event is taking place right at the moment; seeing an object(example: A picture you have never seen before) in a sealed box or other.
3.) Telekinesis: Moving objects with mind power alone. Not just small objects either. How heavy an object you can lift depends on how skilled you are with Telekinesis.
4.) Electrokinesis: Controlling electricity.
5.) Telepathy: Reading one's thoughts, and being able to feel how another is feeling.

Psychic powers don't work the way one might think: You look at someone and you can read their mind. No. It doesn't work that way. You have to relax and meditate practically on a regular basis.
by psychic girl August 25, 2005
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psychoticism

a type or form of abnormal (psychotic) behavior or tendancies; craziness; quirks
The inability to make even the smallest of decisions was one of her psychoticisms.
by Angela Burch October 1, 2006
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psychobilly

A subculture. The music is crunchy punk with an upright bass. Often contains horror themes. Followers are a dirtier version of rockabilly kids, with more tattoos and more piercings and a meaner sneer.
He's so psychobilly beceause he has '57 hearse and doesn't change his underwear!
by May Ouest February 12, 2004
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psycholicious

something or someone who is so crazy tasty that you would do nearly anything to have another piece...
MMmm... that car is so psycholicious that I might just have to raid my savings and make it my own.... Ouch!
by thee radical eclectic October 8, 2006
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