Poote

verb; 1. The act of accidentally biting or scathing one's genitalia with the teeth during oral stimulation; 2. To rub without proper lubrication or apply pressure enough to cause dissatisfaction to the genitalia during sexual intercourse;

"If you poote my penis again you are going to recieve a black eye"

"Please do not poote my clitoris, it hurts"

noun form: pooter - "She gave me a pooter last night and now my penis is sore"

by Oil Field Trash November 8, 2008

promote

To raise higher, usually in a job status.

I got promoted from vice president to president.

by dref said right June 9, 2004

Pooter Pudding

A thick vaginal discharge with a distinct sent and taste.

Meredith was surprised to find a fine helping of pooter pudding in her white cotton panties.

by Brett Lu Pone October 31, 2005

Pooter

Definition of {Pooter} is a Fat Fuck heavy From. Tf2 that equip the sandvich for the secondary slot to heal teammates or use it for itself. there are

{Default Pooter} is the Pooter who tries to help the team by throwing the sandvich towards teammates with 6/10 chance of the teammate dying anyway from miss calculations of timing.
{Friendly Pooter} is the Pooter who is retarded and will heal both teams and 5/10 chance of giving the enemy team an advantage and the Pooter dying in the process.
{Chad Pooter} is the Pooter who is skilled at being the Pooter. the Pooter will have 10/10 chance healing teammates without them dying in the process, and will buttfuck the medic a lot.
{Poor Pooter} is a Pooter who does not use the sandvich and only use the Dalokohs Bar or Second Banana to heal teammates with less health.
"Bad Pooter" is a Pooter who can never be good at healing teammates and when they try to there is a 3/10 chance of the teammate dies in the process from very terrible miss calculations.
"Braindead Pooter" is a Pooter who has no IQ and will never heal teammates because how new to the game, probably wearing the gibus, and pyrovision goggles. and never learned to throw the sandvich.

"Hey You Pooter" means that someone wants your special attention.
"fucken Pooter" means a Mad Fuck from the other team pissed off that he can't kill you while you are eating and the enemy dies in the process or your teammate is pissed off from you not healing your teammate and eat In front of them and teammate dies in the process.
"Thanks Pooter" Means that your Teammate/enemy hade a great time with you

"broke Pooter" means your Teammate is disappointed in you for using the Dalokohs or Second Banana for healing them.
"Retard Pooter" Means that you can not heal teammates and never learn how to throw the sandvich.

by Hoovybro2001 June 13, 2023

Protection

1) A knife, a firearm, or some other type of concealable weapon that is commonly used by individuals living in a relatively violent or dangerous area.

2) P.R.O.T.E.C.T.I.O.N. Personal Renegade Of The Expressive Condition To Influence Obvious Negativity.

'Round here, suckas need protection. Betta check yo'self, homie.

by T Hizzle April 5, 2005

murkin card protector

A genital wig that is used to protect someones cards while playing poker.

To avoid them being mucked by the dealer.

Dont touch my cards they have a murkin card protector on it.

by Snapple Yoni March 6, 2007

protean lesbian

1. a female who is sexually and emotionally attracted to other females but occasionally hooks up with males

2. a woman who considers herself to be a lesbian but hooks up with men on occasion

3. a lesbian who is sexually flexible

person 1: "I knocked on Ashley's door, but she wasn't home"
person 2: " Oh, yea she spent the night at Mark's"
person 1: "I thought Ashley was a lesbian"
person 2: "She is. Well kinda. She's a protean lesbian"

by sheezy402 December 23, 2011