prom pony

It's the hottest girl in school!!!

Stop being in your feelings and go out there and fuck the prom pony.

by randman90 January 14, 2017

Prom Night Dumpster Baby

A baby, dropped into a trach can or (the more favored) Dumpster, on an un-wed teenage mothers Prom night.

"Hold on a minute Eric. I gotta throw out my prom night dumpster baby"

"Okay."

by EvilBananaRama October 5, 2009

Prom Weather

Prom Weather (pur-om whe-ther) <noun>
def. Poor weather conditions that typically accompany the night of a high school prom.

see also:
Wedding Weather...
Funeral Weather
Birthday Weather
Anniversary Weather
Vacation Weather
Holiday Weather

Jerry wore his rain jacket over his tux on prom night because he knew that prom meant a bad case of Prom Weather.

by pariah1165 May 29, 2009

Prom Queen

1. A girl who makes the wrong, sketch decisions and regrets it in the end.

2. A cute girl who makes bad choices at a young age (sometimes to impress boys) who ultimately is remorseful of those decisions as she grows up.

"That girl Miranda smokes and drinks everyday after school with all the skaters and her boyfriend is a senior. What a Prom Queen, she's going to regret those choices when she grows up."

by andrewandmark December 19, 2009

Prom Pretty

The type of pretty girls get for prom nights only. It involves pink shades of makeup, a very poofy dress, and her hair usually is in a complete updo (everything tied up with a poof of curls at the top of the head) with two skinny tendrils on either side of the face.

Mary's wedding was gorgeous, but she looked a little too 'prom pretty' for her own wedding.

by duckie121 February 24, 2009

prom promise

a bullshit declaration that some high school students are forced to sign by their goody goody two shoes parents that says that they won't use alcohol or drugs during prom night. Ah-ha-ha-hahahahahahahahah!

Prom Promise is an idea spawned by extreme MADD-types, Tipper Gore-types and soccer moms. If you resort to having your kids make such chicken shit pledges like that then you don't really trust them and you ain't raising them up in a good way. If you've done your max to rear them right then you have to let them loose.

1. "...he's got to make his own mistakes..."
RUSH
New World Man

2. the little birdie has to fly sometime.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice January 14, 2009

prom law

the law that condemns prom dates to have sex with eachother after the prom itself

"Hey are you and AJ dating?"
"No we're just going to prom."
"You're going to bangright? You know, because of prom law?"

by coombskid22 April 12, 2014