Kevin: I could start my final paper that's due tomorrow... or I could go wack-off first... procrasturbation FTW!
or
J: Wow Alex! I can't believe you've really jacked off three times today already! Don't you have a giant project due for government tomorrow?
Alex: yeah, I'm a master of procrasturbation.
or
J: Wow Alex! I can't believe you've really jacked off three times today already! Don't you have a giant project due for government tomorrow?
Alex: yeah, I'm a master of procrasturbation.
by Jjjjjjjjjjjjjkkkkkkkkkkk April 21, 2010
by TheCire September 16, 2018
'My head hurts after a week of solid revision'
'My arm hurts after a week of solid procrasturbation'
'My arm hurts after a week of solid procrasturbation'
by NolanWilliams May 19, 2013
The act of becoming bored while revising dull content for an impending exam, giving up, and just having a wank.
This phenomenon may occur multiple times in one given revision day. Doesn't apply to females, except American females.
This phenomenon may occur multiple times in one given revision day. Doesn't apply to females, except American females.
Tim; "Phill, hows the revision going? You'v been in your room ages"
Phill; "Not well, just been procrasturbating really"
Tim; "yeah me too, my desk is a mess"
Procrasturbation.
Phill; "Not well, just been procrasturbating really"
Tim; "yeah me too, my desk is a mess"
Procrasturbation.
by Kacius Clay January 14, 2011
by ghhdfb November 19, 2011
by foxfoxfox101 April 25, 2009
Person one: Last night my boyfriend and I were procrasturbating. It was epic poggers.
Person 2: I'm sorry, what is procrasturbation???
Person 2: I'm sorry, what is procrasturbation???
by That_Lemon_Gay September 5, 2023