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Life is pain, Princess

A declaration made by Wesley (disguised as the Dread Pirate Roberts) to Buttercup in The Princess Bride
Buttercup: “You mock my pain!”
Wesley: “Life is pain, Princess! Anyone who says otherwise is selling something.”
by Dr. Sago March 6, 2019
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Princess Qualities

So, how does a princess act? What qualities should a young maiden have to catch the eye of a prince? Let's take a look at what a princess should be.

Noble : A princess is a noble young lady who carries herself with poise and dignity. She listens attentively. And when she speaks, she carefully chooses her words. She exercises control over her emotions and makes choices based on what's right rather than on how she feels. Though she isn't perfect, she possesses a strong sense of duty that comes with knowing she's a princess.

Selfless : A princess thinks of others

Trusting and Faithful : A princess believes and trusts

Humble: Another princess virtue is humility. She doesn’t demand or expect special treatment from others and chooses to refrain from bragging or boasting. Instead, she focuses on others and their needs. She doesn't have to be in the spotlight because she already knows she’s a princess.

Kind: A princess is extraordinarily beneficent. Gentle, generous, compassionate, patient, good-natured and forgiving are all words to describe a princess.

Respectable and Admirable : A princess doesn't compete with a prince. Just the opposite, she builds him up. It's her admiration and respect that inspire the prince and compel him to greatness. When he sees that he's a hero in her eyes, it's no wonder he's willing to suffer for her. A hero will go through anything to keep an admiring princess by his side.

A princess is a princess regardless of her attire or her circumstances
When you feel like rebelling or indulging in other questionable behavior, remember your crown and ask yourself, Is this the conduct of a princess? My princess Qualities?

There's something special about the demeanor of a princess, Her princess Qualities. Every princess story shows that it takes more than dazzling attire to gain the admiration of a prince.
by a.p.p May 9, 2010
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princess fantasy

When a child mostly female believes she is a princess after being told so over and over again by her parents
That Amy girl got princess fantasy, she really believes in her own press
by mitch00uk March 29, 2015
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jewish american princess

Jewish girl, normally found in the following areas: the Northeast, including the tri-state area (NY, CT, NJ).
Normally shortened to "Jap" this girl dresses only in clothing that costs more than it's worth (ex. Abercrombie, uggs, etc.) and is always getting what they want. The Jap is constantly shopping and buying this overpriced clothing, along with a ridiculous amount of Jewelery and expensive, needless crap. The Jap is known for her very annoying, nagging voice.
Man: I was told that my daughter's a Jewish American Princess.

Other Man: I'm sorry to hear that.
by Warren K January 3, 2005
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blowjob princess

a gurl that will suck any dick she can swallowing every load from every guy she meets
kellsey .A is a blowjob princess who loves cum.
by the ego smashers December 27, 2006
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Princess

A very special girl with a fine body and beautiful personality
by Unknown420xXX April 11, 2015
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princess syndrome

When a girl is deluded in thinking that she is a 'princess' & everyone else--such as her friends, family, & peers, are of secondary or little importance.
I wonder if Paris Hilton still suffers from the princess syndrome after her grandfather claimed that he's changing his will & no longer leaving his children & grandchildren his riches but rather, donating them to charity.
by catfight12 January 8, 2009
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