Presidential-Hands

The current state of having emberassingly small or smaller-when-compared-to-others hands.

"Please explain to me how he is destined to play the piano when he has those little... 'presidential-hands.'"

by Fazbear61636 March 8, 2017

Presidential flame-out

The act of not knowing what to do or how to behave when you spontaneously meet the President of the United States (or meet him for the first time as staff), and you end up making a gigant ass out of yourself.

- Oh God, I met the President for the first time today... And I called him Donald.

- Yeah, presidential flame-outs are normal on the first day.

by Toblucz February 7, 2017

2016 presidential election

a weak presidential election filed with two bad candidates-scandalous Hillary Clinton and the sexist and divisive Donald Trump . however, Gary Johnson managed to perform well in the election, stealing Republican votes and making the libertarian movement mainstream

the 2016 presidential election was a load of shit

by Libertypedia May 22, 2023

presidential grudge fuck

The systematic identification, indictment and prosecution of any person suspected of harboring opposing counter- party, anti-authoritarian political ideology.

It’s hard to lose at the polls when the threat of a presidential grudge fuck undermines voter election confidence, short-circuits election integrity, supplants established democracy and aligns comfortably with the deranged agenda of other non-democratic sociopathic leaders.

by YAWA November 17, 2023

Presidential Candidate

Another name for taking a shit

I Woke up this morning and had to take a presidential candidate

by horse23789 February 2, 2024

Pulling a presidential

"'Pulling a Presidential' describes the tactless action of aggressively seizing a woman's vulva in an attempted display of dominance. Inspired by former President Trump's infamous and disrespectful 'grab her by the p***y' comment.

John got caught 'pulling a Presidential' at the office party.

by PickleLizard91 December 1, 2023

Presidential Diaper

A presidential diaper is a diaper you use when you become president

Old President: I'm free i don't have to wear these presidential diapers
New president: Now I get to wear these Presidential Diapers

by School is the worst October 24, 2022