Pregnancy

You are indeed, my friend, 100% Totally screwed.

Please Bitch Don't say your pregnant.Fuck I'm off to the pub

by Big Dave (Yeah Go on MUG ME) February 25, 2004

Pregnant

What occurs after a guy fills a pussy up with his cum and it swims into her eggs to create a new life

Kiersten : Wow Jake came so much last night my pussy felt just like a broken faucet!
Kaylee : Well congratulations your I'm sure Pregnant!
Kiersten : Yeah right I use ton's of birth control no way I'm Pregnant!
Kaylee : Well with that much cum birth control is not 100% safe.
Steve : Hey Kaylee my dicks full of cum here have some! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kaylee : God damn't you fuckin asshole !
Kiersten : Hey Kaylee that's a lot of cum your most likely Pregnant!
Kaylee : Shut The Fuck Up!

by SlopNChop February 18, 2018

I am pregnate

What an illiterate girl writes on the back of her hand so she remembers to tell her boyfriend that she's with child.

"Todd," (she refers to back of hand) "I'm pregnate!"

by Kee Strauser August 30, 2005

Man Pregnant

When a guy is craving a certain type of food but cannot decide what exactly he wants so he gets one of everything.

Ben knew he wanted something sweet but when he got to the vending machine he couldn't make up his mind. He felt very man pregnant so he got some M&Ms, chips, pretzles and candy.

by bs914570sc September 18, 2009

Unwanted Pregnancy

Slang term for something completely unintentional. For instance, accidentally setting up your friend for a gratuitous "that's what she said" joke. Can also refer to a gestating fetus that was not planned for.

Kari: Way too easy.

Gregor: That's what she said!

Kari: ...Okay, that was definitely an unwanted pregnancy right there.

by The Landyman February 18, 2010

teen pregnancy

a teen, ages 15-17, expecting a child.

she's going through teen pregnancy. she's already 3 months pregnant with twins

by WOAHkupkakez100 July 6, 2010

Guinea pig Pregnancy

Cute animals that give birth to 1 to 3 but can give birth to 6 or more. Usually the signs are drinking more getting plum. You can feel babies moving if you put her on your lap. Do Not Squeeze Her!!! You can feel the babies but not too often or never too hard!!!! Babies are born with teeth, open eyes, claws, and can walk in about an hour or less. Babies can eat adult food, although they still suckle or drink form the mother's nipples. Also nipples get bigger, and darken during guinea pig pregnancy. Hope this helps!
Ask your vet if you have any other questions. Do not breed guinea pigs for no purpose it could kill her. Keep a vet on hand so if your guinea pig is taking longer than 5 minutes between babies it could be an emergency. Guinea pig birth will last about 30 minutes. I Love Guinea Pigs!!!

Guinea pig Pregnancy "What if we went to my guinea pig's cage and there was babies everywhere" I joked. My friends laughed. when we went to my guinea pig's cage there were babies everywhere! I guess my sorta wish came true! It was funny but for the most part we had cute babies!

by I Heart Guinea Pigs December 17, 2008