1. A person, especially a man, regarded as being a goon, dufus, or dumb ass an ineffective person.
2. a contraction of the words penis and wiener ie. peener the bizarro world equivalent of which would be a weenis.
3. Vulgar Slang. A penis.
2. a contraction of the words penis and wiener ie. peener the bizarro world equivalent of which would be a weenis.
3. Vulgar Slang. A penis.
I can't believe I forgot about that. Maybe I have amnesia or maybe I was just a peener.
Excuse me, that was my peener you just groped.
Excuse me, that was my peener you just groped.
by nick May 9, 2006
Get the peener mug.The time of life when a person spends more than two hours "preening" at the mirror to get ready to leave the house. Preenage usually starts about age 12 for girls and 16 in boys, when they discover "the opposite sex" and want to be attractive.
I have give my daughter at least two hours notice before we're supposed to leave the house, because she's a preenager and takes forever in the bathroom getting ready.
by Black@Heart November 16, 2010
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A girl who gets a guy's hopes up by heading downtown only to closed-mouth kiss the throbbing member for a few moments before deciding that she's tired and needs to take up half of your bed for the night.
by Disillusioned February 27, 2005
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Short for micro penis, but is used to describe someone or something that is lame, goofy, or just a straight up douche bag.
That person who just drove by me in that Honda civic with the overly loud exhaust system is a total micro peen!
by Earl Clemintine June 12, 2013
Get the Micro peen mug.Meant to sound like "Take one for the team." This means you are dating a girl you are not really attracted to, just for the sex. In doing this, you are taking one for your penis.
by Nuuuuuuuuu June 7, 2009
Get the Take one for the Peen mug.Alternative word for 'penis' (or 'peen'). Some people add the '0r' to the 'peen' when they're bored.
Newer generation added the phrase 'to peen 0r not to peen', as a result of several usages as seen on the example.
Newer generation added the phrase 'to peen 0r not to peen', as a result of several usages as seen on the example.
<Glottis> peeeeeeeeeen
<KalKai> 0r
<Glottis> peeeeen
<Glottis> 0r
<doodle> not to peen
<{EDF}SS> peen0r
<KalKai> 0r
<Glottis> peeeeen
<Glottis> 0r
<doodle> not to peen
<{EDF}SS> peen0r
by y? January 15, 2008
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