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my precious

Umm... something that Smeagol/Gollum says... also what Eri says a lil too much..

My precious is like, my precious. Like Gaby is obsessed with his guitar.
Gaby: *holding guitar* myyy prreeciiouuusss.. *clutches closer* myyyy prrreeeccccciiousssss!!!
by Where's Omar? January 11, 2004
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Precious

Precious is a girl with a Big Juicy Booty. She is Brave and independent. She is very Pretty and very Smart. She makes people Laugh and cheers people up when they are Sad. She is someone a guy would fall for even if they had a Girlfriend. Precious is and Awesome Girl and you would be lucky to have a friend like her.
Girl: WOW! I want a friend like Precious
Boy: I want a girlfriend like Precious
by JessicaLivesLivesLife December 5, 2018
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tim precious

Cross dressing one trick pony, bendy and fleshy helmet
by Arthur Norris January 8, 2004
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precious

What Gollum keeps calling this ring I wear that I've had all my life, and keeps stalking me to this very day for it ... the little faggot bit my ear off for it the other day!
My Preciousssss! They took my Precioussss! GOLLUM!
by PSisTEHsuxxors March 5, 2004
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precious bounty

a. 4GB microdrive extracted from certain cheap MP3 players.
b. pristine honey hole uncovered after ripping off a virgin girl's underwear.
Tear it open to extract the precious bounty.
by TObject May 25, 2004
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precious bitch

1) (noun) A woman who a man sees as having ideal feminine qualities; a woman who is pure of heart, is inherently kind, humble, and modest, when in actuality she should could easily brag about her amazing qualities. She is naturally submissive with a worthy man, and she might act on this aspect of herself if she senses that he truly cares about her well being and that he has her best interests at heart; she personifies the ideal of gentle femininity. The precious bitch is a woman, though gentle and tender, has sexual kinks that many would not expect her to attain so naturally; these kinks go beyond what is considered socially acceptable within most lifestyles. No one is perfect, but a precious bitch is to be treasured.
1) I met this amazing girl yesterday, and everything about her exudes femininity in its purest form; she really is a precious bitch.
by Ilefidoz November 4, 2015
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Precious

Slang for an ugly baby with no redeeming qualities.
Oh, is that your baby?(cause i thought it was the midget from willow with a shaved head) Isn't she...precious.
by sethlow September 29, 2005
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