PotatoKai

The Sex Icon of Rust

I play rust cause of potatokai

by Johndsuckit December 11, 2021

chin potatoes

when your nut are on her (or His) chin

that bitch loves when i give her some chin potatoes.

by bheron July 12, 2006

Slouch potato

Similar to a 'couch potato' but these people are lazy AND fat. Whereas 'couch potatos' are usually just lazy.

Being a slouch potato is much worse than being a couch potato.

I walked into the living room only to see my slouch potato older brother finishing yet another packet of Krispee Kremes.

You're already so lazy Jeff, if you keep eating all that junk food, you're gonna end up a slouch potato!

What a slouch potato!

by littlemissgiggles March 27, 2010

sketch potatoes

when something is so sketch, it becomes potatoes

yeah it's sketch potatoes

by ginjy August 26, 2010

Front potatoes

(noun) While similar to a combination of a FUPA and a muffin top, front potatoes are unique in that they are characterized by the presence of an exceptionally tight belt or tight waistband. This constricting element makes the lower half (the fupa half) rather shapely--as if there's a bag of potatoes in the subject's pants. While generally seen in men, "front potatoes" don't discriminate based on sex.

Michael's fupa was strapped in so tightly, he was rockin' some mad front potatoes.

by spuffstuff December 2, 2011

Flying potato

When a Irish man goes skydiving

Steve (your friend): Did you see that flying potato?
You: yes he flew so fast
Steve: I know!
You: I love refrigerators and flying potatoes

by Bill jobs bobs October 9, 2018

Alabama potato chip

The act of nutting on another persons back multiple times and letting it dry up, after it dry up you peel it off and enjoy a good snack.

Denny: you maui wanna try the alabama potato chip
Maui: sure denny daddy

by Imp the god August 17, 2021