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pooter hole

noun....the asshole. as in the "poop hole". Best used to describe a man's asshole in a cute and playfull way for a prudish wife/partner.
"Oh sweetie....can you buy double ply next time 'cause this dollar tree stuff hurts my pooter hole"
by Elf Rapist January 1, 2012
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pootemplate

1) Verb. to sit on the toilet because you just might have to take a dump. " 2) Verb. To go off into deep thought after the actual purpose of the bathroom visit is complete.
"I was waiting for the wife to get dressed for the movie, so I had 20 minutes to sit and pootemplate."

"My dang legs fell asleep again because I was pootemplating for what had to be 30 minutes!"
by poothinker January 26, 2015
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pootergeist

That time when you go to the toilet, you don't need to wipe, when you turn round, there's nothing there...

You have been visited by the pootergeist.
Mate, I'm scared, I've just had a pootergeist.
by Pooghost March 21, 2017
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Pootential

A word describing the likelihood that a specific location has a desirable place to poop in or around.
"There's a nice little woodland over there; lots of pootential."

"I always try to pick a spot on the beach with the best pootential."
by SuSpencer March 22, 2017
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Poot Nagisa

Nagisa from ass sad Otaku. Classroom
Wos when tentacle guy was making fun of him cuz he was misgendsred a lot and looks like Justin miku with short hair
*izumi posts a music.ly* poot nagisa
by Ice Senpai May 28, 2018
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pooter queef

When your nasty crusty pussy blows shit out her cooter and looking like shookie in your underwear
Hey Samantha my pussy just blew a hunk of shookie .Damn you must of blew a crusty smelly pooter queef
by Pooplips November 27, 2018
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Pooterbutt

An ass that is even flatter, and even more embarrassing than a poohbutt. The absolute worst type of butt to have, or to look at. It practically tilts inward.
Man A: “Look at that poohbutt!” Man B: “No, dude, that’s a pooterbutt right there.”
“Omg, Becky, would you call my complete lack of having any ass a ‘poohbutt’? Or is it a ‘pooterbutt’?”
by NurseCaca December 6, 2018
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