you take boring poops

An insult meant to insinuate that the recipient is without adequate technological devices to game or stay connected to the internet during a bowel movement

Person 1: "Bah, I bet you take boring poops"

Person 2: "What? My poops be off the hook, I am talking on google chat and listening to Pandora"

by greigh_river February 10, 2010

poopscreen

The old old legend of how kids get to be freckley. It is said that the child has a screen held over his or her face, then someone poops on the screen. Little drops of excrement seep through & fall onto the childs skin, thus making them poopscreened, AKA freckled.

ginger kid: you suck!
normal kid: shut up you frickin poopscreen!

by kdsjfa April 25, 2006

poopscident

An accident involving poop or any poop like substance.

I had to clean up a poopscident in the bathroom this morning.

by Shoxedone December 30, 2008

poops and ladders

When a guy is giving it a girl in her poop chute while getting it in his poop chute from another guy

On a starry night we found a girl and decided it would be a great idea to play poops and ladders.

by sloan_daddy February 10, 2012

poopsickles

Poop meaning feces
sickles meaning curved: curved in shape like a sickle.
Therefore it is poop in a curved shape

Wow them are some BIG poopsickles!

by meliciousmadison February 13, 2009

poopscoops

A less extreme word on the same scale of magnitude-description as shitloads, both in coarseness and extremity of magnitude conveyed. It is also cuter.

Piracetam helped me poopscoops when it came to "reclaiming" some sorts of brain function.

by mahdiou February 26, 2011

poopsack

A Tyler Lashley; having to do with Tyler Lashley; another name for Tyler Lashley; a word to be said when something unfortunate has occured; an adult diaper.

Tyler Lashley hits a clump of dirt out of Adam Tashman's hand and it hits Mr. Krall.

"Aw, poopsack!" exclaims Adam.

by aj;sldkfja;ls a;sldkfj;sdjf;la October 21, 2010