poned

Shortened term for the words "powerfully owned". It's very common in lam-o video game terminology. It means being humiliated, or beaten badly.

Caesar, caesar, caesar, I poned you and your mom! OHHHHH!!!!

by Negative- March 30, 2005

Poned

A word invented by the Jonas Brother Nick Jonas, it is his version of the word pwned. In HIS definition, the word must only be used by itself in a sentence.

Don: Man, you beat me in Pacman AGAIN
Jack: Poned!
Don: Ew. Jonas Brothers fan.

by twilightandjonas October 29, 2008

poned

Being pwnd and owned at the same time.

"OMG I got shot 58 times in Halo in 1 minute by some noob!"

"LOL you got poned!"

by EpicWinzorz December 25, 2008

ponehole

To take and cut off someone’s (ugly) pony tail and stick it up their bum.

His ponytail was so gross, I cut it off and poneholed him with it.

by GenXer June 16, 2022

pones

memphis slag lafayette slang = the chest ( o Y o ) that give young boys plasure

You have a nice tan and some big ass pones!!!

by John Novak May 20, 2007

poned

a word created by the Jonas Brothers used as an acronym which stands for, Project Outreach to Now End Diabetes.

poned-
P- project
O- outreach to
N- now
E- end
D- diabetes

by xxxx3 July 19, 2009

poned

1. Short for Caponed, what used to be used in the term of getting killed by Al Capone's mob.
2. The word that spawned pwned, see definition 1.

1. Aw, Mark got 'poned! He said he had 'em afta him, but we didn't b'leev 'em.
2. You have been poned.

by Artifishalfish October 31, 2006