Plonkey Chops

Is a term of indearment refering to a person that often talks a lot of nonsense. Can also be used as an insult,however it is usually ineffective

Jake: Did you know that penguins are the only known birds to prostitue themselves?
John: Shut up, you plonkey chops

by Grizzly Griffin March 1, 2009

Plankour

The combination of planking and parkour.

Also known as stationary parkour, "public planking"

Planking on one's surrounding environment via the practical application of techniques, based around the concept of self-preservation, and creativity.

Safer than extreme planking, that can cause harm or even death.

He took planking to a new level, now he does plankour.

by plankourist June 12, 2011

pluck your harp

Tantalizing a woman’s delicate instrument using a two finger technique.

“Can I pluck your harp?”

by FlexLexi January 6, 2018

Plankism

A radical religion to our lord and savior plank from Ed Edd and Eddy

Friend: Whats your religion?
Me: Plankism
Friend: Im interested

by TommCips July 20, 2018

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This is the absolute peak of Boredom. Very original way to spend time when you should be doing your work.

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by Myley Coyote October 27, 2020

Quick Pluck

When someone yanks on a dick hard and cum shoots out.

Courtney quick plucked Caleb and cum shot out of Caleb.

by kluck March 11, 2015

Chicken Pluck

To pluck the hair from one’s scrotum or labial region with a pair of tweezers one pube at a time.

My sack is sore as hell today from her giving me a chicken pluck last night.

If an hour of doing the chicken pluck, I could finally see her clitoris.

She asked if she could shorn my scrotum so I said yea. The next think I know I’m getting a chicken pluck. I was begging for a razor by the end.

by Eaton Holgoode June 1, 2018