At least I don't jack off to a picture of my mom

The comeback to end all comebacks. Even superior to Yeah, well your mom was really good last night. Use only when in dire need.

Bob gasped when Bill said the fateful words.

by Militant Liberal April 6, 2005

shower picture

A picture of someone in the shower, preferably naked and good looking, but not necessarily.

Can you send me a shower picture? Sure, here is one of me when I first got in.

Thanks for the hot shower picture!

by Anonya Abusyness December 18, 2013

A Richard Picture

When a polite gentlemen, after courting a woman of his choosing with extraneous flirtation and philatio, unbuttons his pants and shovels out his Sir Penis, which in them he will take a photography device also of his choosing and snapping some very chivalric and sexual pictures of his trouser snake. After this, he politely sends this picture to his woman, and then they get together and fuck.

Samuel- Listen, so I was talkin' to this fine woman, her name was Sara, and I sent her a Richard Picture after talking for a little while.
Eugene-Hah, I'm sure she enjoyed it?
Samuel-We had sex.
Eugene-Radical

by Jack Bülshivik February 9, 2015

rocky horror picture show

1. a perfectly lovely movie about decadence and decay...and how much fun it is... its best viewed with a shadow cast in a theater. nothing liek getting a lap dance from a franknfurter look alike.

2. adj. vamp, camp, trashy in an extremely cool way

1. hey, wanna go see rocky horror this friday? i need a transvestite fix.

2. the way you walk with that pompous smile and ludicrous corset on is very rocky horror.

by arwen July 22, 2004

Rocky Horror Picture Show

A cult classic orginally released in 1979 on August the 15th.It was deemed a flop in movie theaters the first few years it was released,and suffered a revive of the culture in the mid eighties.It is the first of two published scripts(The Rocky Horror Picture Show and ShockTreatment),and one non-published script(Revenge Of The Old Queen).It was written by Jim Sharman and Richard O'Brian and started as a play on broadway before the orginal movie was released in 1979.

It is a story about of a young couple,Janet Weiss(Susan Sarandon) and Brad Majors(Barry Bostwick)who become engaged and go on a trip on a stormy November evening to visit the man who introduced them,one Dr.Everett Scott(the late Jonanthan Adams),also ex-science teacher at Denton Highschool.They suffer a tire blowout and are wisked into the world of a grandeur and extravangant(and amazingly sexy)Transvestite alien from Transexual,Transylvania named Dr.FrankNFurter/Frankenfurter(Tim Curry),they also come to meet his handyman Riff Raff(Richard O'Brian) and his domestic Magenta(Patricia Quinn),also in the cast is a groupie named Columbia(Little Nell Campbell).They witness Dr.FrankNFurter's creation being born,a study man in golden briefs named Rocky Horror(Peter Hinwood).And witness the death of an ex-delivery boy named Eddie(Meatloaf).They inevitably are drawn into "an erotic nightmare beyond any measure",and sub-come to "sins of the flesh".The story also includes The Criminologist(Charles Gray),who,though lacking a neck, narrates the film to a certain degree.

It has become a hit with all kinds of people,and has spawned merchandise galore,various national and international fanclubs,parties,and even a RockyCon,a convention dedicated to the movie.

"That's a rather tender subject another slice anyone?" - Dr.FrankNFurter
"The Rocky Horror Picture Show is truly a cult classic."
"ShockTreatment has nothing on RHPS."

by RegularxFrankiexFam August 18, 2008

deep fried picture

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As you all know the deep fried picture of e is god

by Whats a username October 20, 2018

skinny picture

A picture of a person that is displayed publicly for the fact that it captures the subject at an angle or in a position where they look better than their actual appearance.

That fat bitch put her skinny picture on her facebook page.

by C. Applebee June 29, 2008