Petty Party

1. An ~actual~ get together you have when sh*t goes down (and your way) because you are petty.

2. An insulting ~imginary~ party you throw for someone who is triggered/salty over something. (Also, because you're both petty.)

1. Patricia got fired. Petty party at my place; giiiiiiiirl come through!

2. Oh, your coupon expired because of millennials? Direct me to the others and we'll throw you a petty party, Janice.

by totuusbrinkanassa August 31, 2017

dick petty

A late night hand job at the NASCAR RV lot.

Hey Brock did you hear Joel got a quick dick petty by Autumn last night in the NASCAR infield.

by JoelSmokes March 3, 2019

petty petkins

Your lover, sweetheart, knight in shining armor, the apple of your eye. The person that you adore more than anything in the world

Oh, I love my little petty petkins!

by TSCBITCH March 20, 2005

Petty gay

A heterosexual male who's a little gay, but only to a point; the in between for bi and straight.

Tyler: When I watch straight porn, I try to find the biggest dicks possible, that shit gets me rock hard.

Jake: That seems kind of petty gay man.

by NoDak Jack October 15, 2018

petty russ

A person who is just the simplest of being petty; the state of being an asshole

John is being such a petty Russ

by Barack Obama son December 20, 2016

Fucking Petty

When someone decides to go on a break with their significant other and after two months finds out they slept with another person, they then drive 6 hours to ruin a LDOC party their significant other will be at.

Girl: "Oh my god D-ron stop being so fucking petty and leave him alone!"

by derffgffrrtg April 29, 2019

Petty Cupboard

When your significant other has a specific place he puts your shit when he's mad at you. Everything from chocolate to make up. If its something that's important, it will end up in the petty cupboard.

My boyfriend utilizes his petty cupboard when we have a disagreement.

by LaLa72 January 1, 2018