peruvian bamboo sticks

a mixture of jenkem and cocaine, often cooked with llama spit and encased in rods of bamboo.

Michael: I'm into hard drugs, like blacktar heroine and Peruvian Bamboo Sticks.

by arielvh September 25, 2010

peruvian donkey slamming contest

A sacred contest held at the center of Peruvian villages, where all the villagers compare who's donkey has the largest penis. The villagers in an attempt to appease the Gods then proceed to lubricate the rectum of the village leader's daughter with cocoa butter, at which point the sodomy begins.

Adelmo: When is the next Peruvian donkey slamming contest?
Pablo: I don't know, but next year I hope to have the most powerful donkey in all of Peru.

by Charlie's Chocolate Factory October 25, 2009

Peruvian Pop Tart

Th Peruvian Pop Tart is when a couple is free falling from a plane and decides of all places, it is a good idea to get it in, in the air.

1. "Dude I did the craziest thing yesterday".
2. " what did you do" ?
3. " I totally did the Peruvian Pop Tart yesterday on the way down"
4 " No way your the man" !

by Parker160 May 25, 2010

Peruvian Smelly Balls Trick

An act of deception and great tactical nous. The victim, after having been stripped naked and rolled in butter, is stood infront of a very low beam, he then has a pair of very smelly, 3 week unwashed human testicles waved in his face. As said buttered naked victim reverses and bends to navigate under said low beam he unwittingly slots himself onto a ludicrously large freshly lubed dildo that has been stuck to the wall using a medievel glue like concotion of pigs semen and the matted hair from the crotch of a dead rabbit. As the victims buttocks hit the wall either side of the dildo and his eyes bulge wide in fear the perpetrator of this amusing parlour game waves his balls at the victim and shouts "Peruvian Smelly Balls Trick".

Please note due to recent legislation the use of rabbits hair is seen as being rather unsporting and frankly in bad taste.

With fear in his eyes the freshly buttered Steve recoiled away from the stench perpetrating forth from the rancid balls of Ali. As the dildo slipped betwixt his cavernous sphincter his eyes bulged, the corners of his mouth showed a glimpse of a smile and he sighed a deep groan of pleasure before the neanderthal Ali waved his balls dramatically and shreiked "Peruvian Smelly Balls Trick"!!!!!!!!!

by And then came the Flop September 04, 2007

Peruvian Peanut Butter Pie

The act in which an abnormally fat woman sits and shits on a man's back. She then grinds on his back and takes a blowtorch and heats up the end of the rubbed-in shit to harden it. The rubbed-in shit on his back will result in looking like a peanut butter pie.

The Peruvian Peanut Butter Pie is absolutely disgusting. How do guys even like that?

by Nutter Butter Butt Nut April 05, 2020

Wet Peruvian Donkey Rash

when a girl is on botom of a donkey show and a guy 1 does her in her other hole while a another guy(guy 2)doing guy 1 in the butt.

Dude 1: You won't believe this Tom, I saw your wife in a wet peruvian donkey rash.

Tom: Oh Sh!t man, tell me your lying.

Dude 1: Sorry....

by kevrob April 06, 2011

Peruvian Torch

When you cover your partner in gasoline, and proceed to blanket them in your flammable nut.

"Gloria, get the gas, this one needs a Peruvian Torch!"
"Not again, Harold!"

by Nut_meme March 05, 2017