Skip to main content

Perjury Machine

A$AP Relli; a person who continuously perjurers themselves while testifying in court
“Relli is the ‘perjury machine’” - Joe Tacopina (A$AP Rocky trial)
by luigi mangione’s wife February 14, 2025
mugGet the Perjury Machine mug.

PeriushuP

PeriushuP
PeriushuP
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 26, 2025
mugGet the PeriushuP mug.

Percussion Wave

A genre or subgenre of music that emphasizes percussion as the primary focus, often elevating drums from a background rhythmic role to a lead melodic or emotional driver. Tracks in this style use aggressive, experimental, or unconventional drum patterns—often with glitchy, distorted, or high-intensity textures. It’s less about traditional melodies and more about impact, rhythm, and raw sonic energy.

Percussion Wave tracks can be found across hyperpop, experimental rap, trap, breakcore, and even ambient—if the drums are doing the talking, it qualifies. The genre often leans on techniques like the Machine Gun Kickwave, chaotic hi-hat runs, distorted snares, and unorthodox time signatures.

Coined by artist and producer Some Rando on YouTube (handle: @SomeRandoOfficial) in 2025, it emerged as a descriptor for a new wave of beat-making where percussion is king.
This track ain’t even got a melody—it’s just pure Percussion Wave. The kicks got more plot than a Netflix drama.
by SomeRandoOfficial April 18, 2025
mugGet the Percussion Wave mug.

Percussionist

The people at the back of the band that either have horrible lung capacity or just don’t want to actually put effort into playing a real instrument. They are usually either easily ragebaitable or just don’t really care.
Trumpet: dude percussion is so easy all yo do is hit stuff.
Percussionist 1: NO! PERCUSSION IS WAY HARDER THEN YOU THINK IT IS! IT REQUIRES A LOT OF SKILL, AND BLAH BLAH BLAH
Percussionist 2: yeah lol.
by IAmDefinitelyARealPerson October 15, 2025
mugGet the Percussionist mug.

Erotic Percussion

A sex position in which you do it in doggy style but the male is slapping her ass like an African drum. Also, like bongos.
Damn, the Erotic Percussion position got me laid last night by Starkeeesha and Le-a (Ledasha). It makes me tingle like anime and xvideos.
by The Boy Lyric March 19, 2017
mugGet the Erotic Percussion mug.

Dickerson Percussion

Founders of awesomeness and the stupid trash can piece
by Enbyemersonnnnn October 9, 2021
mugGet the Dickerson Percussion mug.

aggravated perjury

An arbitrary charge made against a defendant in a mock trial when you cannot think of anything else to charge them with.
Esteemed people of the jury, you cannot possibly charge the defendant with "aggravated perjury", as her statement was not made under oath in a court of law!
by cornbreadtime May 15, 2022
mugGet the aggravated perjury mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email