Peruvian Handcart

Running a two-man train on a woman.

Why don't you and Paul just cut all this shit and run the old Peruvian Handcart on her?

by Cockblock September 16, 2012

peruvian bike helmet

a sexual act in which one person excretes feces into their hands, then proceeds to smear it on their partner from the forehead, to the base of the neck. After this sand is then poured over the head of the receiving partner and is then followed by ejaculating over the sand, further cementing the gritty shit helmet onto the scalp.

Donald Trump was seen last Thursday sporting a Peruvian bike helmet, an admittedly much better trade up from his usual toupee.

by ZippyJack August 7, 2016

Perv

What females call males when they do something sexual to them

aw Yeah, baby girl!

oh You perv!

by Iron Fister December 14, 2017

peruvian plumber

The act of shoving an avocado up your partner's asshole and then proceeding to use a toilet plunger to remove it, while eating rocky road ice cream off of their ear.

Me and Shelia just did the Peruvian Plumber, and it was glorious.

by Fart Enterprises Inc. LLC. December 31, 2018

Peruvian mafias

A group composed of only Peruvians, who talk hella shit and like to be in the center of drama.

There goes the Peruvian mafias talking about Chris again.

by Unicornpoop5124 January 18, 2019

permavore

It means "permanent voraphilia". It's a fetish in which one fantasizes about being eaten alive or eating another creature permanently.

Usually, in roleplaying, permavore means that the characters being eaten will become unusable from now on. A character who has been prey in a permavore fantasy is considered "dead" by his creator and never used again.

— Yesterday, I use my character "Tobias" in a permavore fantasy.

— What a waste! ¿Can't you still use him?
— Nah, he's gone for good. It was a great character but it was worth it.

by TheHelpingJoe February 7, 2019

Peruvian Butler

The act of Defecating/ releasing bodily waste horizontally on the chest or throat of your sexual partner immediatly following the act of sexual intercourse to give the perception of a bowtie.

My girlfriend stacy gave me a stinky Peruvian butler the other morning.

by DeathProfit July 19, 2021