by Telephony December 19, 2011
Get the pee you!!! mug.Noun. Similar to "preemptive strike" in attacking one's own urinary or fecal system as a movement is eminent. One will force a potty break in order to prevent an awkward situation.
"Just before I went in for my job interview, I made a pee-emptive strike so I wouldn't be squirming in my chair answering questions. Glad I made that move as I ended up needing to poop!"
"I didn't want to wake up in the middle of the night to take a wizz so, as tired as I was, I took some time to make a pee-emptive strike before going to sleep."
"I didn't want to wake up in the middle of the night to take a wizz so, as tired as I was, I took some time to make a pee-emptive strike before going to sleep."
by Obie M March 31, 2011
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Get the Pee Pickle mug.while roaming in europe and suddenly nature calls
you run into the restroom and try to relieve your balls
but suddenly your pee,
is interrupted by the door bitches fee
that is when you have to flee
....<(You PAY)...........<(No Way)
('.')....................._ (")
{ }...................._- {:}
L L........................@@
BITCH.............URINATOR
Urinator: Man that whiz felt good : )
Door Bitch: You pay money now!
Urinator: Hell no, I'll see you later alligator. I'm gonna Pee and Flee!
you run into the restroom and try to relieve your balls
but suddenly your pee,
is interrupted by the door bitches fee
that is when you have to flee
....<(You PAY)...........<(No Way)
('.')....................._ (")
{ }...................._- {:}
L L........................@@
BITCH.............URINATOR
Urinator: Man that whiz felt good : )
Door Bitch: You pay money now!
Urinator: Hell no, I'll see you later alligator. I'm gonna Pee and Flee!
by Blarger.boy July 6, 2009
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Get the Pee Wee Furman mug.The man who hides in your closet and sneaks into your bathroom while you are sleeping to steal your poopie and pee pee. He comes out only on the occasional times of the year where the moon is full and there is total darkness. He is such a sly man that when he loots your poopie you wouldn’t ever even seem to notice, it’s almost like he was never even there! He is sneaky boy who feigns for your poopie, you can not hide it from him, he will ALWAYS find it.
Person 1: Yo have you been noticing your poop going missing lately?
Person 2: That’s crazy asf bro! I been noticing the same thing lately! It must be the Pee Pee Poo Poo Man, it was a full moon last night!
Person 2: That’s crazy asf bro! I been noticing the same thing lately! It must be the Pee Pee Poo Poo Man, it was a full moon last night!
by peepeepoopooman:) July 6, 2020
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