Beat the paint off of those walls

Banging those sugar walls; rough sex; fucking, usually ending in a mess; there's really good sex, and then there's this.

Bro 1: "Did you see that kids mom? Man, I would beat the paint off of those walls."
Bro 2: "Oh my GOD!"
Bro 1: "What the heck was that for?"
Bro 2: "Yeah I guess I'd hit that, but you seem a little too excited..."
Bro 1: "Duh, cuz she's hot!"

by Major Bingus May 9, 2015

Picasso's paintbrush

When a man and his woman are having sex with a Johnnie on and the man ejaculates he that carefully removes the rubber from his pinis. He then gets the girl to excrete into it and ties it up. He then proceeds to place it in the microwave for about 30 seconds on a low heat. Once it is warm and soft like a fresh brownie, he takes it out and slaps the girl with it back and fourth til it explodes on her face. Thus this paintbrush has created abstract art

Gerald: yo hombre what did you just get up to last night
Edgar: ah nothing much blad just painting with the Mrs.
Gerald: was it abstract?
Edgar: let's just say I used my trusty Picasso's paintbrush.

by artistsbeaut December 13, 2016

whore paint

makeup that sluts wear to try and look good

that bitch is hittin the whore paint

by your mom is red December 28, 2005

paint her vulva

To ejaculate inside of a woman's vagina.

Thats it baby, paint my vulva!

I'm gonna paint your vulva whore!

Instead of shooting my load in her eye, I opted to paint her vulva...

by Derek D. February 16, 2008

Paintshopping

When editing photos with Paint on a windows-based computer since most people don't have photoshop, either becasue they can't afford it or because they are idiots and don't know how to download it.

Guy #1

- Hey check out this pic. I woke up in the middle of the night and had this idea in my head so I got up and started "paintshopping"

Guy #2

- Holy crap you really suck at editing, it doesnt even look real at all.

Guy #1

- it's paint, it's not supposed to..

by Captain norgan October 28, 2009

Yellow Paint

Something that makes you happy, even though it's toxic.

("Vincent Van Gogh consumed yellow paint, thinking it would make him happy")

She called him her yellow paint.
Luckily he didn't know what it meant

by just.another.name. April 15, 2017

paint drippin

Very shiny candy paint job for a car that leaves a wet or dripping appearance. This is achieved by having mutiple coats of clear gloss applied to the end result of a paint job.

"im comming down cany paint sprayed by that edy, 12 coats of the clear lookin like some grape jelly. my paint drippin wet, my slab is superd..."

"I got the candy drippin stains of the frame when im switchin lanes..."
-Paul Wall

by KayJizzle October 27, 2005