passon

The brownish white sticky fluid that seeps out of one's butt hole after rigorous anal sex. Very similar to a Santorum, the Passon refers only to those over the age of 65 who aren't able to control their anus any longer.

"Hey did you hear about Ted's grandma?"
"Yeah! She totally got Passoned at her retirement home by the dirty old janitor!"

by Penislover9987 November 22, 2013

Parson Brown

Parson Brown is the reference in the christmas song "Winter Wonderland". There is much controversy as to who this person is. Parson Brown is a distant relative to Charlie Brown, most unknown to the majority of Peanuts fans. There is a lost reel featuring Parson Brown in the holiday special "Charlie Brown and the great christmas tree caper". You can only find this episode on EBAY. So that settles the age old dispute as to who is Parson Brown and why are we pretending that he is our snowman??

...in the meadow we can build a snowman and pretend that he is Parson Brown...

by jenn December 6, 2004

Parson's Pond

The Dullest place in the world, home to more alcoholics, druggies, and gamers per capita than anywhere on Earth.

Pondy #1: Man, Parson's Pond is SOOOOOO boring
Pondy #2:wanna go get drunk
Pondy #3: I got some pot.
Pondy #1: will hit that up, then go play COD

by UkuleleMan April 28, 2011

Paxton Lemons

The scariest man alive, in his free time, he rapes girls. first he tickles their boobs, then he asks them if he can borrow their phone charger. The girl goes upstairs to get it, while he is alone, he masturbates all over the couch. He throws her on the ground and barfs in her mouth. She enjoys this very much and throws a party with her friends. They all come over and watch as Paxton melests them. Paxton is probably the best person you ill ever meet he always knows how to get the girls.

Paxton Lemons is hot! I want him to pinch my booti.

by Michael Slinkman November 17, 2013

Sam Parsons

Kid who likes Naruto and is addicted 24/7

Sam Parsons: hey want to see Naruto thing
Me: what is that

by FAN OF TYLER 69 November 25, 2019

sir joseph paxton

architect of crystal palace which was burnt down i think , the designer of winnards park in sarisbury green . also the name of a pub in hampshire where scummy people drink , pedophiles , drug dealers ,theives and low life .

wrongens , drinking together. sir joseph paxton

by locks heath renegade master November 25, 2010

paxton

dope dude. super cool, most likely trans. plays sports. can be pretty mean sometimes and probably a bakugou kinnie but would die for his closest friends which he doesn't have a lot of

friend: bro paxton just did a sick flip

by a_rat May 5, 2021