Matt Paras

A fat kid who carrys aroun a square luncg box all day.

Richard: Matt Paras is a fat ass.
Ryan: I know he will be lonely for ever!
Bill: I-)

by Not Richard January 22, 2008

Paras

The Ultimate Meme God. Owns Infinite Flex Seals. Has Big Belt. He will steal your girl and make you eat puddles.

Urban Paras

by TheParas June 16, 2019

Parasol

A tool used to protect stupid people from invisible rain. It is most commonly used in hot weather. Usually, the hotter the weather, the more likely it is to spot someone using one. If you do, please yell, "It's not raining, ya douchenozzle!"

Oh, dear--is it raining nothing again? Better get my parasol out to protect me from the invisible rain that only stupid people can see.

by Jaack August 21, 2007

Parascope

While one is relaxing in a hot tub with others, the act of poking the head of one's penis just above the surface of the water, like a submarine's parascope.

While Kerb was hot tubbing, he pulled the Parascope on his friends.

by Hoodness April 23, 2011

Patrack

Slang Term used for Patrick. See Patrick for Details.

PaTRACK! Please stop working and come to the soda machine with me. NOW!

by DannEEL_69 February 25, 2009

parascoping

The act of quickly turning your chat window on Facebook on and off, just to take a look at what friends are online. It is a tactic which allows the user to avoid unwanted conversations with idiots.

I was parascoping on Facebook last night, spotted Jenny so I quickly submerged again. That broad has all the personality of herpes.

by hooligan1968 January 17, 2011

Parasite

See Mother In Law

No really see Mother In Law in a real dictionary

by Matt W. April 3, 2004