Crystal Palace

Simply the best football team to support, past greats include Ian Wright, Geoff Thomas, Andy Johnson, Geoff Thomas, Kenny Sansom, Don Rogers and Peter Simpson.

Look at Crystal Palace knocking another goal past Brighton.

by cpfc_eagles July 24, 2008

Pittsburg Parachute

Act of turning a used condom inside out and emptying the contents in your partners mouth.

James dropped his load in a Trojan and then gave Gino a Pittsburg Parachute.

by Dick Shrivels November 2, 2007

pata

Peruvian slang for refering to your close friends. Pata literally means "leg" from any undefined thing or animal, it's used because, well, you can't go have fun anywhere without your "legs". By extension, pata got the same use as "guy" in english.

Español: Voy a pasar el rato con mis patas.
English: I'm going to hang out with my friends.

Español: ¿Quién es el pata en esta foto?
English: Who's this guy in the photo?

by Obliterador96 January 10, 2021

Parachute

A female or male condom (as it helps ensure the males semen "lands safely" and potentially life threatening STDs are not transmitted between partners thus helping to potentially save your life like a real parachute).

Hey Brian! Pick me up a box of parachutes when you go to 7-11 as my semen want to go skydiving from my dick later this evening and I want to make sure they land ok. Plus Heather's got a bunch of diseases and I don't want to die! Thanks mate!

by Ambiguousgenitals January 30, 2021

bone palace ballet

the third album of the band Chiodos, although technically their first album was under the name "the chiodos bros."

regardless, it kicks ass

Dude i bought Bone Palace Ballet last night and it was just so beautiful that i cried

by keegsmaleegs July 3, 2008

boho palace

a palatial dorm room decorated with string lights, wall hangings, posters, lanterns, etc. generally having every surface covered with sexy objets d'art and putting surrounding dorm rooms to shame

"WOW! Have you seen Tara's room? She's really turned it into a BoHo Palace since her roommate went crazy and moved out."
"Bitch, that ain't no BoHo Palace. That's a BoHotel."

by Mindy January 31, 2004

Buckingham Palace

When someone wants or expects something from your household that is considered a luxury and you ridicule them for making such a request.

Janice: Oh Martha, Don't you have sheets that are of a higher thread count? These will irritate my skin.

Martha: Ha Ha Ha! very funny Janice where do you think you are? Fucking Buckingham Palace?

by Mister Darko August 20, 2006