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Pasta bandit

A martyr who was killed due to the thieving of pasta, more specifically macaroni.
Person 1: Dude, did you hear about the pasta bandit on Mainstreet?
Person 2: Yeah, unfortunate. I know that guy too.
by JerinDd February 19, 2020
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Pasta fever

When a guy likes a girl of Italian decent
Guy 1: yo why do you like Italian girls so much

Guy 2:sorry I have pasta fever
by Yourmomdude March 24, 2020
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pasta sleepies

the sleepies you get after consuming a gluten-ous, carbadelic plate of delcious noodies
Man I can't read this paper I've got the pasta sleepies.
by flupdates March 8, 2020
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Pasta bake

A foodstuff containing pasta, sauce, cheese, chicken and sometimes bacon.
e.g. Baddie I'm making some pasta bake, no I'm not wanking.
by cj49302 August 4, 2017
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barilla pasta

A scared little closeted executive that has a narrow focus on reality.
At today's news conference, I referred to the barilla pasta terror of advertising.
by Dreamitthendoit September 27, 2013
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Deep Pasta

A type of Copy Pasta which often involves deep, philosophical, existential, or emotional elements which, though originally shocking or "awe-inspiring", have become null and boring through being constantly copy-pasted all over the internet.
Deep Pasta, (Noun) Man I saw a comment with a bunch of likes on a YouTube video once which made me think about life you know? Then I scrolled down and saw 15 other people had commented the exact same thing and realized it was just a Deep Pasta.
by DefinitelyNotNoOne December 15, 2016
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pasta test

A simple way to test how loose or tight an anus is. Simply stick as many pieces of dry pasta in the anus as you can without breaking any. Anything over 30 is usually a fail. Use angel hair if your really picky
Mark: how was fucking that chick last night?
Dave: I had to call it off she failed the pasta test
Steve: Damn that sucks
by Batboykidman October 10, 2017
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