Parker

A person who sucks at basketball and is a complete bandwagon.

Dude I hate that kid, he's a total Parker .

by Same alert March 24, 2016

Parker

The slob of the century.

Hey you have a disgusting mixture of sweat, nachos and semen on your chest. Stop being a Parker.

by fruitclup July 04, 2016

Parker

Sweaty autistic kids on roblox who think they're not mentally parked

haha dude im a parker nords are the master race hehe xd

by hehexd3421321 May 05, 2017

Parker

Parker is a very weird person.He is very Gay and he has a black nigger dick.

Parker has a horse dick

by Caleb3 November 06, 2019

Parker

Parkers are a type of dog, they usually bark for no reason, and have terrible breath. They have also been known to lick your dirty underwear.

That dirty homeless guy must be half parker!

by Kevin Rumpuljefferhamelton April 22, 2011

Parker

Parker, as in Penis Parker

Hey, there goes Penis Parker

by ♥megagay May 08, 2019

Parker

A girl who usually is up for anything and loves to get drunk! Very adventurous and outgoing. Loves nature too. She always sticks to the healthier side and eats alot of salad.

Boy 1- Have you seen what Parker eats? She is so healthy and fit;)
Boy 2- i know right!

by AnonymouslyAnonymously135 June 19, 2017